What would you put in Room 101?

[ThisPlumShark]

Sundays

The government, Putin, Trump

Bubblegum

Massive list of horrible people...musk and trump and GB news gobshites

Tailgaters

People who light fires as soon as it's sunny

People who cc me in emails unnecessarily creating monster chains of banal nonsense

Those fecking videos titled POV...insert boring shite here....

Those 'i am being cute' gen z hand poses that go under your face while blinking like some dumb ass doll...

I can keep going all day 🤣🤣🤣

Snakes
War(s)
ill health
Trump/ Putin etc
Homelessness
Poverty
Abusers/bullies of any description
People who don’t like animals
Putting a duvet cover back on the duvet when Im knackered
Most of the internet
Water companies who persist in polluting

Testosterone

Chocolate made with palm oil
multi storey carparks
People who don't understand roundabouts

Cyclists who hold up traffic when cycling on the road when the adjacent pavement is a designated cycle track.
The glued down bit at the start of a loo roll.

Dogs

People who don't pick up dog poo

People who litter, vandalise and fly tip

People who are on their phones in the cinema

People who listen to phone/tablet etc in public on full volume with no earphones.
If they are a small child their parents go in their place but if they are 12 and up I'm afraid that they must go in!!

People who brazenly shoplift and raise the prices for the rest of us

Trump Putin and Netanyahu

Food packaging with film lids that either shreds into ribbons or pulls off the outside strip not the inside but where the food is.

Sauce sachets where the split bit for you to tear is near the middle of the sachet so you can't not make a mess.

Mattresses that aren't a standard size so they leave a gap in your bed frame and vice versa.

Shoes that don't appear to be designed for human feet. My poor small toes!!

All the delicious and addictive processed food that I can't stop eating.

I'll be back soon with more I'm sure.

Lulu

Trans ideology and Stonewall

Standing ovations at the end of theatre shows.

Crying newsreaders.

Sad back stories on reality shows like Race Across The World and The Piano - and all the other ones I don't watch where no doubt the sob stories are even more pathetic.

Delusional sociopaths of any hue but especially orange
People with off lead dogs that have zero recall
Big Pharma
Virtue signalling Slebs
Swede.

Dentist fees

thrush (not the bird) 🐦

soaps - eastenders, coronation st etc - such a waste of life watching 30 years of tv.

eyebrows gone mad. Lip fillers and people looking like blow up dolls.

Beeping electricals - checkouts, washing machines, tumble dryers, dishwashers, phones, cars, everything seems to beep these days.

Talk radio - I really don't care what Derek from Dover or Pauline from Preston think about anything.

Background music when people are talking on TV or radio shows - I can't hear what they're saying!

Adders sunning themselves on the coastal path where I walk.

Hornets - they nest not far from here and kill the bees as well as terrify me aarghhh

Weever fish - hidden under the sand at low tide - has a venomous spike on its back and gives a very painful sting.

Kirstie Allsopp - she really winds me up

Richard Madeley & Jeremy Vine - ditto

Fake gold jewellery

Animal print fabric

Weather presenters standing outside in a raging storm - go indoors silly!

Vocal fry

Tea served in thick china/stoneware

Mosquitos
Sunburn

Coriander and chefs who think it needs to go on all vegetarian options.

1 background music being partially deaf it is the bane of my life
2 people who won't give an opinion but then complain it's not their choice ie happy to go to any cafe so you say let'sgo to cafe A they reply mmmm not my favourite you say well where do you want to go? they say anywhere is fine you the suggest B they wrinkle nose and so it goes on but they refuse to actually say i'm not keen on cafe aAand B but C and D are really good you just have to do the mental gynmnastics as they are easy and go anywhere!!!!!!!!
3 people who see that 3 portions have been prepared for 3 people but think they can have 2 without asking ( not looking at DB)

Bread.
I used to bake my own and could demolish three quarters of a fresh-out-of-the-oven loaf in less than an hour.
I now buy sourdough bread from the supermarket, it's pretty good but it's not cheap. Most other supermarket breads are pretty poor imo.
The main reason though is so that the health of wildlife as well as that of my dog doesn't get damaged by people scattering slices and slices of cheap white bread - some of it mouldy - in green spaces.

You only get a choice of 3 on Room 101.

I agree with people who dont know how to use roundabouts.

Not in any particular order -

Pedophiles.
Grooming gangs.
Lefties.
Spiders.
Tattoos.
Ukraine.
Cucumbers.
20mph speed limit.
Potholes.
Modern feminists.
Anyone woke.
Reality TV.
Acne.
Meningitis.
Cancer.
Autism.

Hare coursers. Round here, they don’t just enjoy setting dogs on hares and betting on the outcome (although that is horrible enough), they intimidate farmers and sometimes attack them, damage the environment by driving over fields and through hedgerows and are basically just scumbags that the world would be better off without.