What would you put in Room 101?

[ThisPlumShark]

Sundays

Loud chewers. Instagram, black pudding.

Inane whistlers in supermarkets.
Modern morris dancers.
Puppy farmers and most dog breeders.
Energy companies.
BBC charities.
Bad mannered drivers and other rude people.
Mushroom soup.
Estee lauder youth dew perfume.
The whole of the British government.
Chuggers.

Seagulls. Bin day here tomorrow morning. Say no more.

Influencers & their followers.

MIL

Patriotism
Plastic grass
Nearly-headless drink bottles
The “non-dairy swirl” instead of whipped cream on Costa drinks
Rich Tea biscuits
Microwave rice
Slugs

Dogs kept as pets

Other people.

That is all.

Groups of “street” dancers on stage all doing the same steps at the same time, why?

Reality TV

Wokeness

People who post in AIBU "for traffic". 😉

Lane hogs.

Most politicians, especially David Cameron for the Brexshit debacle.

Apart from the obvious (Putin/Trump/Musk etc)

Influencers
Grey decor
Brachy dog breeds and anyone who breeds them or buys one
Andrew Tate and all his vile followers
Trout pouts/giant black caterpillar lashes
Sodding menopause
The cost of living crisis
Baked beans
Mauve
Owen Jones
The phrase 'hollibobs'

Honestly I could keep going but have to get ready for work!

Those naff grey joggers that seem to be everywhere.
Beetroot in everyfhing.
People who commit serious crimes like murder, rape, child abuse etc.

Microsoft