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Is there an Apprentice thread, or am I the only one still prepared to watch?

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ArticSaviour · 30/01/2025 20:46

What the title said.

This year's crop of wankers are up in 15. Any takers?

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JandamiHash · 02/02/2025 21:45

Ellmau · 02/02/2025 21:43

Why are they all such wankers in the intro?? “You can sleep when you’re dead”.

I think they're encouraged to be stupidly obnoxious in those.

I wish they’d bloody say no! 😆

MyGhastIsFlabbered · 02/02/2025 22:14

I hate everyone so far! But annoyed that green suit was in the winning team because she was nasty because she didn't get voted as PM and was out to sabotage from then onwards.

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 02/02/2025 23:39

I doubt anyone who refused to do the ridiculous statements would get through initial auditions. It’s very early in the process so I’m sure they would replace with a standby. It’s part of the formula that you buy into. There may be some with genuine business idea and willing to go through a lot for a chance at cash and publicity. Lots more maybe just for publicity and wanting to be on TV.

SpinUp2 · 03/02/2025 14:36

Not started watching this series yet but I'm always underwhelmed when the business ideas get revealed.
A cleaning business, cupcakes, sweets, recruitment agency.
Not sure what I am hoping for nothing seems particularly interesting/novel.

SnappyGreyLemur · 03/02/2025 15:57

The wolf jacket was hilarious.

CandyLeBonBon · 03/02/2025 22:46

JandamiHash · 02/02/2025 21:37

Theres been some cracking Apprentice moments. There was one series where one contestant described himself as “a good Jewish boy”. But it turned out he was a liar, his mum was Jewish and he didn’t even know what kosher meant.

And another where I think she was called Samira ran up to a woman when street selling in London and started to speak French. The woman was not French

I thought Jewish heritage was passed down via the mother? Afaik you are considered Jewish if your mother is Jewish if if you are non-practicing

JandamiHash · 03/02/2025 23:04

CandyLeBonBon · 03/02/2025 22:46

I thought Jewish heritage was passed down via the mother? Afaik you are considered Jewish if your mother is Jewish if if you are non-practicing

The point is that he claimed to be a practicing Jew but didn’t even know what Kosher was. It didn’t go down well with Jewish Alan Sugar

IHeartMyTissues · 04/02/2025 07:12

JandamiHash · 03/02/2025 23:04

The point is that he claimed to be a practicing Jew but didn’t even know what Kosher was. It didn’t go down well with Jewish Alan Sugar

Yes - his team were supposed to buy a Kosher chicken and they came back with a Halal one, if I recall correctly.

MyGhastIsFlabbered · 04/02/2025 07:54

I wonder why men go on this show at all these days. From the last few series I've watched SAS only seems to hire nubile young blond women with a tenuous business plan involving fitness.

IHeartMyTissues · 06/02/2025 19:31

Virtual popstars tonight with possible bonus Tre Lowe Grin

RonSwansonsChair · 06/02/2025 19:38

IHeartMyTissues · 06/02/2025 19:31

Virtual popstars tonight with possible bonus Tre Lowe Grin

Yay! Can't wait 😁... and real theme time tonight!!
I forget every year that ep.1 doesn't have the dududududududududuuuu music.
🤞 for the real Tre Lowe tonight 🤞

RonSwansonsChair · 06/02/2025 19:48

RonSwansonsChair · 06/02/2025 19:38

Yay! Can't wait 😁... and real theme time tonight!!
I forget every year that ep.1 doesn't have the dududududududududuuuu music.
🤞 for the real Tre Lowe tonight 🤞

Theme tune - damn it!

RainbowSnake · 06/02/2025 21:00

Evening. I completely forgot this was on last week and caught up yesterday.

ArticSaviour · 06/02/2025 21:00

Well, are we ready? Will be virtually awful as well as actually awful!

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CrushingOnRubies · 06/02/2025 21:01

Here we go...

CandyLeBonBon · 06/02/2025 21:02

ArticSaviour · 06/02/2025 21:00

Well, are we ready? Will be virtually awful as well as actually awful!

Id bet good money on it being exactly that!

ArticSaviour · 06/02/2025 21:04

Fuck me. Is this technology from 1989?

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Jellykat · 06/02/2025 21:05

Creepy as

CrushingOnRubies · 06/02/2025 21:05

😂😂😂😂
Virtual Karen and Sir Alan looks nothing like really Karen and Sir Alan

Virtual Tim is just about passable

RainbowSnake · 06/02/2025 21:05

I feel like I’ve been drugged watching this.

CandyLeBonBon · 06/02/2025 21:05

That's utterly cringe!

Piggywaspushed · 06/02/2025 21:06

Virtual Botox for Suralan

CrushingOnRubies · 06/02/2025 21:06

Virtual Sir Alan looked like Harvey Weinstein

IHeartMyTissues · 06/02/2025 21:06

Deepfake Sugar 😂

CrushingOnRubies · 06/02/2025 21:06

What's product lamination? Think that's what he said

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