TENNIS: Gracias Rafa

[JaneJeffer]

Settled in now , since dropping her first service game, Jasmine.

Daniil is having a tougher time.

So true

it is strange isn't it- I thought at one point it was like some sort of all in one , romper thing.

Might have borrowed it from Serena. She wore a dodgy Kermit green once.

I forgot Daniil had sexy Gilles on his team

Kermit isn't dodgy, btw.

He is a perfectly fine, green frog.

The romper Serena wore, that was dodgy. Just to clear that up.

Kermit isn't dodgy, btw.
Phew

Gilles ought to give him fashion tips. He's French.

Speaking of Gallic flair, where is Beardy Benoit these days?

I have to go out soon, which is really annoying - I feel like this match could go on for ages.

I wish Robbie was calling this match. I need some Learner puns.

Is Renata even shorter than Jasmine? I guess this is what I would look like playing on Rod Laver

See they could have said fast learner right there!

They should hire you Jane.

I know! To think I could be getting paid for all my crappy comments

Was that somebody's phone?

Eek Daniil needs to up his game

Daniil looks shattered - but we know that that is deceptive.

I really need to get a move on and go out .

Foot fault double fault?

How bizarre, never seen that before. Racquet smash/throw incoming if Daniil loses this set.

I saw this the other day

Oh, just a bit of water bottle abuse

It's midnight here and too exciting to leave! Learner is such a talent.

I wasn't expecting this score line

A baby faced assassin

The umpire looks absolutely wrecked