MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

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At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

There is absolutely nothing to salvage Polly.

Maybe Gaston will get a shitlid to win Amy over.

Polpot cannot say sorry, because she isn't sorry and does not think that she did anything wrong or unjustified.

Everything she does is aggressive. Her apologies, her romancing, her demands of PDA and to be sexed.

Ditto

Bonkers, isn't it! She says to camera she's sorry about the dinner party, yet won't apologise to him... and still expects them to patch it up!

I love it when someone yells apologies at me and then abuses me a bit more for not accepting their shit apology. It's the dream.

It's a wonder she hasn't told him to #bekind

Give her time

"Be kind, you cunt!"

Oh god, The Mings!!!

Almost 100 miles away. Lol.

Mrs Ming only only wears halter necks

I honestly don't know what these slashed jeans are about... I don't think they'd look good on anyone!

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Sascha is terrible at fake crying

Mrs ming is terrifying

It's not even talking . It's just pointing out why he's wrong to feel bad about sworn at / called a narcissist / being sworn at some more.
Sorry " that's how you feel" is not actually apologising for her own behaviour. And "you aren't listening" Funny that Pols.

Love to know what she thinks watching it back.

They would be really uncomfortable

To show her “traps” no doubt. 🙄😅

What is wrong with Sacha? Surely this whole thing about not moving is a get out clause for her but then she seems to be really overdoing the emotion 'ill never love another man blablabla'. If she really loved him that much she'd consider his infant daughter and she'd be happy to move an hour up the road? It's ridiculous.

Well if Ross won't move then Sacha can become celibate again

Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

I'm distracted by all the doggies!

I'm a cowbag but Mrs Ming's skin is so bad it's painful to look at. What has happened to her face? I don't mean plastic surgery which is obvious, but has she been burned or something?