MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

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At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

I'm guessing Ryan can't have done anything too terrible then ? But actually on second thoughts...

Holluh v. the Mumsnet Massive. Bring it.

Hannah said that Holluh's child was a carbon copy of her and god help her if she turns out like her. It's what we're all thinking! 🤷‍♀️
Was even harder to understand Holluh with the extra inflated lips 👄

I'm so confused that entrance didn't scream we're an item, you could've driven a bus through that gap, are they just doing it to piss people off?

🤣🤣🤣

Fighting or shagging...take your pick!

Oh I would love that 🤭

Kieran can't have it both ways. He kept on saying how hard his decision was, and how much he was hurting and how important Kristina is to him .... but the way he's behaving shows he didn't really care for her. He could have found ways of checking in on her without giving false hope if he was genuinely concerned, but he hasn't. He's just moved on. That's fine - but he needs to cut the bullshit about how difficult it was etc.

I want Hannah to overtly flirt with Shitlid then say Alex used all his prison phone credits calling her

Who wud it?

He's a weasely wanger

Totally, but I can see why they would.

Stir them all up!?

To my knowledge Hannah & Ryan are just friends.

It would be like trying to shut the massive maw of the bin lorry...

I actually walked off for that bit it was too real and sad. Like when a serious partner is over you after a split but it's mutual and really hurts

Surely we’re not going to need another thread🤣 just realised we are almost on 38 already

Most of them, because they love a bit of drama and can't stand Hannah. It's at least going to rile Hollah, PolPot, Steven, Siannion (?) , Alex will probably have a little say he's already stirred the pot with the daughter comment

We so are.

They said there friend. They both live in the north west so might seem logical to go together

At this rate, we will need another 2

Luke telling the story of the black shadow out of the corner of his eye.... the mouldy corner?! 😂

I honestly hope Hannah has ridden every bloke except Nafe and Ross and gives marks out of ten at the dinner party!

Agents provocateur, and I'm here for it.

Here we go. Kieran is in his element.