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MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

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Dillite2 · 11/11/2024 22:25

At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 13/11/2024 21:14

As if they don't know what happened at final vows!

GetrudeCoppard · 13/11/2024 21:14

These women. My husband said it’s the Ugly Bug Ball. It’s like a carnival of grotesquery. Why do they wear clothes that are hideous or too small or unflattering?

WeregoingtoIbiza · 13/11/2024 21:15

greengreyblue · 13/11/2024 21:13

If you were Hannah would you bother going back?

She's going back to wind the others up.
I bet she comes in with Ryan. They don't live to far from each other and she admitted they'd met up for coffee as friends.

TitsInAbsentia · 13/11/2024 21:15

I can't watch live tonight, my counselling session with the red wine out of white clothes association isn't until Saturday...I can't deal with the trauma...

Villagetoraiseachild · 13/11/2024 21:15

Appalonia · 13/11/2024 21:10

Kristina's dress! How do you FIND so many orange dresses?

It's her Super Power.

peanutmother · 13/11/2024 21:15

Shaky shannon

murasaki · 13/11/2024 21:15

Dillite2 · 13/11/2024 21:14

Polpot is 100% a stalker. She will hide in your wardrobe at night and whisper "why don't you love meeeeeeeee?"

It puts the lotion on the shitlid.

peanutmother · 13/11/2024 21:16

Why does everyone say spoke instead of spoken

familysquare · 13/11/2024 21:16

Kieran the Kunt

Dillite2 · 13/11/2024 21:17

peanutmother · 13/11/2024 21:16

Why does everyone say spoke instead of spoken

Because they are uneducated

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dapsnotplimsolls · 13/11/2024 21:17

Fuck Off Kieran.

peanutmother · 13/11/2024 21:17

Prick

familysquare · 13/11/2024 21:17

Fuck offfff Kieran

ranoutofusername · 13/11/2024 21:17

The like count has gone crazy!!! Find another word!

TitsInAbsentia · 13/11/2024 21:17

Villagetoraiseachild · 13/11/2024 21:15

It's her Super Power.

She's a new power ranger...or maybe it's a teletubby...can't remember...

TriangleLight · 13/11/2024 21:17

dapsnotplimsolls · 13/11/2024 21:17

Fuck Off Kieran.

yes. Weasel

Dillite2 · 13/11/2024 21:17

Kieran never gave a shit

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Speccytwit · 13/11/2024 21:18

Wanker

browneyes77 · 13/11/2024 21:18

Lies, lies, lies Kieran.

dapsnotplimsolls · 13/11/2024 21:18

Have some dignity Kristina.

napody · 13/11/2024 21:18

I love Kristina. Make him squirm.

peanutmother · 13/11/2024 21:18

Kieron has moved on so no fucks given

GetrudeCoppard · 13/11/2024 21:18

peanutmother · 13/11/2024 21:16

Why does everyone say spoke instead of spoken

Because they’re completely thick. See also every other word (Kristina) is ‘like’.

Pixilicious1 · 13/11/2024 21:18

GetrudeCoppard · 13/11/2024 21:14

These women. My husband said it’s the Ugly Bug Ball. It’s like a carnival of grotesquery. Why do they wear clothes that are hideous or too small or unflattering?

“Carnival of grotesquery” the perfect phrase!

murasaki · 13/11/2024 21:19

Kristina has come, as ever, as something from Sesame St. Kieran has come as a cunt.

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