MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

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At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

Every time Polly tells Adam he's an embarrassment she means she's embarrassed that he's rejecting her.

How does she not realise that?

Popcorn ready

Maybe we're the only ones still watching. Perhaps there's been an apocalypse and ever all missed it zoned into nonsense

Went for my post 40 health check today.
I've put on half a stone.
Told the nurse it's because I've shoved crisps in my face for an hour Monday through Thursday watching this

Nafe is adorable. I don't think they'll last in the real world unless they move away from the pervy mum and nice but dim Paige, but they are a very sweet couple.

Didn't bother watching it just following this instead more interesting

My diet has stalled badly 🤣

Whichever one of you first came up with Narky Cyst should be in the next King's honour's list for services to the desperately needy.

Polpot's dress is not nice

Good make up awful cheap unflattering dress

What has Shitlod come as?

"The last time I seen Polly she was shouting at me" ....... brace yourself Shitlid, I think we can guarantee a bit more shouting!!!!

I think it's a version of comfort eating 😬😬😬😬

Gawd, those gigantic ham arms. Look in a mirror woman.

Adam’s dressed for a formal battle. It’s all formal on top, army combat on the bottom half 🤣

They are not a good match

That is not a flattering dress. And I can say that as a fat arse.

Everyone I’ve spoken IRL to feels it’s the worst series in terms of matches and the ixperts. I’m here now but I’ve sworn this is it now no more uk MAFS after this for me. 👀

I think I might be going just to get away from the TV

Is she gonna say yes and shitlid says no?

Ham arms made me laugh out loud, thanks. I’ve remembered why I’m still here. Going to hell but still here.

That was Adam. He couldn’t pronounce NARCISSIST 😅

See you next September 😁

I've had to resort to Baileys and it's not even December

The honour is all Shitlid's. It was him that came up with that mispronounciation.