MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

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At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

He’ll never move

Oh, I am well aware. Doesn't make it any less shit.

I thought he didn't understand sign language?

The tongue thing is 🤢

I wandered off to go boil my head make a hot chocolate and they're still going on FFS. He's leaving his child. Well as a level 1 BSL exam that was decent.

God her lips!😂

FFS
his daughter will cherish him broadcasting just where she fits in his life 😔

1 down 3 to go. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Sacha did look slightly dismayed when he said he was moving to Walsall

She should be in the Addicted to Love video.

I love you but fuck your daughter. What a pair of bell ends.

Nah, the signs matched her words pretty well. It wasn't BSL, because she was signing using English word order. But the signs fit.

Shit dad, shit husband. Shit couple.

Amy's hair looks nice like that. She should wear it that way more often.

I couldn't be with a man who would move away from his daughter like that.

Sasha should be Head of Tourism for Walsall.

Luke isn't up to much but Amy is very dramatic.

Oh here goes Amy with her dramatics🙄🤣

I want Gaston to turn up on a pony and when Barbie turns him down he can ride off with John into the sunset!

Fair play to her for the signing . Poor decision but fair play for signing it all

Why don't they ever show venue locations? That's the best part of this shit. Also, they always make them walk for miles and miles.

Black!!!!

Is Budget Margot Robbie a cruel slur. Why she dressed like a widow. 👀

Does Sacha not want kids? Because if she does she won't be happy if they don't work out and he fucks off 100 miles away

She looks like Adele

He ssid at the beginning he learnt it but he lipreads usually. I've wondered the whole series if he's had an interpreter off-screen for the commitment ceremonies.

She's dressed like a trophy wife at her sugar daddy's funeral