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Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 2 - Floppy hair, floppy beignets, celery-ack and snail pie!

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Sunbird24 · 01/11/2024 20:57

Here we are Chuffians!

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PotterHead1985 · 07/11/2024 20:50

Mam says plant boys sounds revolting

fourquenelles · 07/11/2024 20:50

That ice cream dos not have eye appeal

RomainingToBeSeen · 07/11/2024 20:51

Ice cream really shouldn't be grey.

I think Ritchie's through though.

GrouchyKiwi · 07/11/2024 20:51

Where's the rest of your dish, Dan?!

EsmaCannonball · 07/11/2024 20:51

That quenelle of grey ice-cream looks like a pumice stone.

Davros · 07/11/2024 20:51

Now yer talking. Dan's looks gorge

Blueberrycreampie · 07/11/2024 20:52

PotterHead1985 · 07/11/2024 20:50

Mam says plant boys sounds revolting

Mams are never wrong!

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 07/11/2024 20:52

Ah black sesame! My tip for next years hispi/samphire/beetroot is black sesame.
Now that looks lovely.

EsmaCannonball · 07/11/2024 20:52

Ooh, Dan's looks fancy and arty.

And, yes, you'd be starving.

Blueberrycreampie · 07/11/2024 20:53

That pud of Dan's looks amazing!

GrouchyKiwi · 07/11/2024 20:53

Dan very much has an eye for presentation.

I think his dessert was bigger than his main.

So Dan and Richie are through.

PotterHead1985 · 07/11/2024 20:53

Dan wanted his venison rarer than he served it. If it was it would be still out on the hills rutting!!!

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 07/11/2024 20:53

EsmaCannonball · 07/11/2024 20:52

Ooh, Dan's looks fancy and arty.

And, yes, you'd be starving.

Can always call in the late night Greggs.

EsmaCannonball · 07/11/2024 20:53

Kalamansi? Isn't she from Game of Thrones?

littlbrowndog · 07/11/2024 20:54

Yea Dan and veggie fellow through.

that pudding gorgeous

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 07/11/2024 20:54

EsmaCannonball · 07/11/2024 20:53

Kalamansi? Isn't she from Game of Thrones?

We’ve got two in year seven.

LaMarschallin · 07/11/2024 20:54

I was wrong - it'll be Plant Boy and Piglet

littlbrowndog · 07/11/2024 20:55

LaMarschallin · 07/11/2024 20:54

I was wrong - it'll be Plant Boy and Piglet

Yep

EsmaCannonball · 07/11/2024 20:57

Crocs 'n' socks seems to be the latest chef thing.

fourquenelles · 07/11/2024 20:57

Can't argue with that really

PotterHead1985 · 07/11/2024 20:58

EsmaCannonball · 07/11/2024 20:57

Crocs 'n' socks seems to be the latest chef thing.

Has been for a while now. I'd be terrified of a knife, heavy pan or hot sauce in a croc

RomainingToBeSeen · 07/11/2024 20:58

Right decision I guess. See you all tomorrow for more adventures of Plant Boy and Piglet.

EsmaCannonball · 07/11/2024 20:59

'I'm absolutely hungry for more.'

Has he just had a go at eating Piglet's main?

PotterHead1985 · 07/11/2024 20:59

Shitwell again tomorrow

GrouchyKiwi · 07/11/2024 20:59

See you tomorrow. 8pm.