Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 2 - Floppy hair, floppy beignets, celery-ack and snail pie!

[Sunbird24]

Here we are Chuffians!

Richie

(Or, a French composer called Jacques Halevy)

Is he?

Alan has the best eyebrows

LOL yes.

Thyme ice cream?!

Who knows 🤓

'This is a dish I cooked for my wife. I met her at school.'

Please god, not his home ec teacher.

Overcooked venison = game over.

Good pun, Dan.

Stuffing things in cabbage. 🤦‍♀️

Nah! I don't think he's mentioned it. 🤣

Bingo! Similar life story. “I did a school project about the oppression of the serfs and came home and said “I'm a communist” which didn’t go well as we were really petite bourgeois.”

My parents were communists

@Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride remind me not to drink coffee whilst reading your posts I have snorted out of my nose.

Dan looks like a cross between Pig Man and that nice chef chap impressive eyebrows and a facial scar who's often at Chefs' Table.

Is that fat rendered?

If Masterchef was just about nice people I'd put Paule and Alin through to the next round.

Evidently not!!

Oh, Marcus, as if 'gravy-esque' could ever be a bad thing.

Flobby

I like Alin. I bet you’d have a lovely time at his restaurant.

Paule put in chili for wimpy palates so I'd probably have enjoyed it.

Gregg telling Paule she put palm wine in her sauce. I think she knows, Gregg.

I don’t like look of the ratatouille

Ah, Paule. Too many mistakes. What a shame.

I think they want to keep her - miraculously, Marcus likes it.
I'd bet Paula and plant boy go through regardless.

Richie reminds me of Tom Waits as Renfield in Dracula