EASTENDERS 73 - TV PACE. NO SPOILERS PRETTY PLEASE WITH SPRINKLES

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Please for once no spoilers 😘

Sooooooo in the square life

Bianca is drunk and in rubbish and rescued by her dad

Sonja is banged up for murder of the lovely Debbie

Wait till she finds out it was her fiancé who not only killed Debbie but happily let Sonja get the blame

Debbie is dead dead and unlikely to come back alive

Cindy has 4 men on the square now

Junior her lover
Ian her partner
George her ex dh
David her ex lover

But

Sure they will rekindle their flame again once she sees him. Tho David likely to be shocked unless someone has told him Cindy is alive ?

Nasty Nish - wasn't faking and is still alive but for how long

Linda is sober and seem no more is known on the murderer of Ken

We have jumpers on the square - who seems to have oodles of money to bail reiss out

Tommy seems a wrong urn recently

Alfie will no doubt get the minute market job

Phil is Phil

How long will George's brother stay sleeping on t he sofa

Yolande May go off the rails with her faith now Clayton killed his self

And the nobody's - Lauren Peter Amy Jack Callum Jay Kathy shazza seem to do nothing

Any other story lines about I've missed ?

Being subjected to Reiss playing the tuba on a loop would be the equivalent of ' white noise' or a baby crying as they do with those who interrogate SAS prisoners! Just a horrible thought really :( worse if he has recordings of Sonia on the trumpet too.
Poor Bianca needs to be saved from her lock up nightmare pronto.
Nicola's speech about wiping H's bottom was too much for 7.30 pm. She was such a 'good mum ' she used dodgy fillers on someone for money and has been inside. I suppose it's not as bad as murder, but shows she isn't to be trusted. At least she isn't wearing any jumpers

I wanted to see a glimpse of this Etienne counselor as he might have been some kind of adonis to brighten up the place.
It could do with it lately , they are all so miserable atm.
When is Elaine marrying the invisible George ?
It was meant to be in November !

They mentioned wedding last night

Isn't it in 2w as his daughter bugged junior about bringing his nyserey woman aka Cindy

Tho we Havnt seem much rumpy lumpy from therm recently

Freddie needs to listen to his bird tape and find out about her confessing to David

Maybe they recorded over the bird tape !
Decided it was a stupid storyline

Tbh the only way George and Ian will know though

Yeah, true
The recording was made for future plot lines
Even if Fred and Anna have given up bird watching it listening lately

Or listening I mean !

I thought Eve's shock was a bit much tbh - she's not exactly a saint is she?

Also, wtf is going on with Shazza's hair? Has she given up with extensions and is now just wearing a wig?

Shazza's hair was awful yesterday. The wiggy hairline was about to meet up with her eyebrows.

Sharon used to have lovely locks once.
Maybe she had a bad hair day and decided on a wig instead ? Could be anything

I think she has a bob in RL
she used to have extensions but now a wig?

Yes the hair was awful. I meant to mention it last night

If she naturally has a bob, why not just go with that, characters can get hair cuts. After all they get new heads with gay abandon.

Denise had her hair cut short the other week ( off screen ) and nobody mentioned it
( Mind you , she runs a salon ( sometimes ) so maybe that's why lol)

Was it a wig? It looked really yellow and her fake tan looked awful next to it.

I reckon Eeee-Laine (as Kat) calls her will want bird noises at the wedding & Freddie will accidentally play the recording.

I think the Barney is great - brilliant facial expressions

It was signposted a lot with the bird recorder being left out on the side that night in the pie shop.
It is reminiscent of ' Sharon gate ' with her magnetic tape recording upsetting the engagement party in the Vic to Grant or whatever it was.
I don't mind Barney.
He isn't a bad addition to the new Mitchell clan.

I cried and felt for grant when that happened

He loved shazza so much

It was like the wig was slipping, I found myself wanting to straighten it for her. The vast amount of yellow hair swamps Sharon's face.

And it was nicotine yellow. It don't think there are any smokers since Dot joined the great smoking area in the sky.

I love this , ' the great smoking area in the sky !'

I think I have missed a few episodes..
Could a lovely kind person give me a rundown ..or are you going to make me suffer ...and watch the episodes !! 😂

Harry's wife has appeared.

Don't you mean Teddy's? And isn't she his ex-dw?

😲😁!!
Ohh dear !!
I think that just about sums up my concentration over the past week !