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Celebrity MasterChef 2024 #3 - Gracefully heading to the final week.

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GrouchyKiwi · 12/09/2024 21:38

Just four episodes to go. Who will lift the final trophy? Will there be celeryack and chewmeric mash? Will Gregg rage quit and leave us all cheering in relief? All will be revealed.

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Lamb being cooked properly. Fondant potatoes that aren't hard as a rock. What a strange year. Thread one [[https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addict...

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5152050-sleb-masterchef-2024-2-who-are-all-these-people?page=1

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EsmaCannonball · 20/09/2024 21:13

GrouchyKiwi · 20/09/2024 21:08

MasterChef on a plate: onions three ways, raw lamb with hispi cabbage and nasturtium leaves, rock-hard fondant potato, failed chocolate fondant.

Soz, that's three plates.

Have you been giving Rochenda ideas?

Halsall · 20/09/2024 21:13

How are you feeling @Sunbird24?

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GrouchyKiwi · 20/09/2024 21:13

EsmaCannonball · 20/09/2024 21:13

Have you been giving Rochenda ideas?

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Maybe I am Rochenda and my SN is a bluff?

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EsmaCannonball · 20/09/2024 21:14

14 year old aspiring chef.

Latchkey child. I'm calling social services.

Fransgran · 20/09/2024 21:14

Thanks for the welcome! I have found my people - I can't stand Greg either.

Sunbird24 · 20/09/2024 21:14

Halsall · 20/09/2024 21:13

How are you feeling @Sunbird24?

Still coughing like a grumpy old sea lion, and my ears are completely bunged up! 😩 How are you getting on?

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GrouchyKiwi · 20/09/2024 21:15

Awww, and a very handsome picture you are too, Vito.

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littlbrowndog · 20/09/2024 21:15

Awwwwww. Let me hug you Vito

ilovesooty · 20/09/2024 21:15

"I am the picture and the frame". Lovely.

Halsall · 20/09/2024 21:16

Further down the plague pathway than you now @Sunbird24, so there is light at the end of the tunnel! Cough much better, still sniffling a bit and tired, but definitely feeling better. Still testing positive though 😡

Sunbird24 · 20/09/2024 21:16

Nonna!!

MouseMinge · 20/09/2024 21:17

Ah, it was the lovely Vito who was using the tape measure we saw last night. Such precision!

EsmaCannonball · 20/09/2024 21:17

If this was a proper three course hour-long final Vito would have had to biro even more of his body and we could have been in for a rare treat.

Halsall · 20/09/2024 21:18

Vito is a sweetheart and his dishes sound lovely.

Blueberrycreampie · 20/09/2024 21:18

EsmaCannonball · 20/09/2024 21:17

If this was a proper three course hour-long final Vito would have had to biro even more of his body and we could have been in for a rare treat.

He'd probably need help to wash it off!

Sunbird24 · 20/09/2024 21:19

That does look nice…

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GrouchyKiwi · 20/09/2024 21:19

Craig's dishes both look excellent.

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MouseMinge · 20/09/2024 21:20

Craig's main does look lovely.

EsmaCannonball · 20/09/2024 21:20

Blueberrycreampie · 20/09/2024 21:18

He'd probably need help to wash it off!

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I've already applied for the job of the tanning-mitt lady on Strictly but I didn't pass the DBS check.

Halsall · 20/09/2024 21:20

I keep hearing that as 'assaulted chocolate'

littlbrowndog · 20/09/2024 21:20

EsmaCannonball · 20/09/2024 21:20

I've already applied for the job of the tanning-mitt lady on Strictly but I didn't pass the DBS check.

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🤣🤣

Sunbird24 · 20/09/2024 21:20

EsmaCannonball · 20/09/2024 21:20

I've already applied for the job of the tanning-mitt lady on Strictly but I didn't pass the DBS check.

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Did they read your MN posts? 😂

viques · 20/09/2024 21:20

I don’t care who wins as long as it is Vito.

ilovesooty · 20/09/2024 21:20

Dessert not perfect.

Halsall · 20/09/2024 21:21

Quick, Jonty - give him your hanky!