Celebrity MasterChef 2024 #3 - Gracefully heading to the final week.

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Just four episodes to go. Who will lift the final trophy? Will there be celeryack and chewmeric mash? Will Gregg rage quit and leave us all cheering in relief? All will be revealed.

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Evening Chuffs.

What the hell is jonty wearing

Half an hour seems too short. I wouldn't mind finding out about Vito's life in Napoli, Rochenda's life with the Horrible PE Teacher, and Craig's life with the taxi driver.

Oh, and only two courses. Even the celebrities normally make three. Disappointing.

I feel short-changed. I want an hour-long proper final.

Fucksake, Craig. Why did you shave?!

Me too

I forgot to charge my phone! I'm not going to jinx my tip. See you for professionals. Xx

Me too.

Evening all. I'm hoping for a Vito win and if not him then Rochenda. I'd be a bit disappointed if Craig won because he sort of gets on my tits a bit.

MasterChef on a plate: onions three ways, raw lamb with hispi cabbage and nasturtium leaves, rock-hard fondant potato, failed chocolate fondant.

Soz, that's three plates.

Craig, the superb technician who put salt on his lemon tarts, has already cut himself, I see…

I believe he has dug out his Phase Eight January Sale Christmas Outfit. He wears it quite often.

Never posted before but have followed this thread all series. Really enjoy all the comments.

Why the wee hanky ?

Fuck off Gregggg

Welcome Fransgran! We're a welcoming bunch here

Hello @Fransgran!

@littlbrowndog Well he did get a bit emotional yesterday.

Hello @Fransgran 👋

Probably gave Vito stubble-burn they were hugging and cuddling that much in the last couple of rounds.

Rochenda's phlegmy laughter is getting on my wick

I dread to think.

Hello @Fransgran I was late to the party - got her last week I think - and they're a decent bunch of internet wrong 'uns!

Are they only doing two courses? Cheating.

I too find it irritating.
plus she’s gone for the heretofore jinxed lamb and fondant potato…