Celebrity MasterChef 2024 #3 - Gracefully heading to the final week.

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Just four episodes to go. Who will lift the final trophy? Will there be celeryack and chewmeric mash? Will Gregg rage quit and leave us all cheering in relief? All will be revealed.

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My turn for the Covid this week! Swallowing razor blades and ears and sinuses all stuffed up with cotton wool. Joys.

Is it all about faaaaaaamly?

Hi everyone. I like all four finalists. I would have said Harry was the weakest but I am not sure.

Oh god I forgot how awful he was in that series 😭

Evening lovelies.
Have missed a few, and you. But things have settled down for the final.

I wouldn't mind any of these four winning. I'm still a bit sceptical though as they can barely make a Pot Noodle to start with then they are making a Squid Ink Tuille.

Oh @Sunbird24 I'm sorry to hear that 😧. Join me in the plague-pit.

Making dishes inspired by someone important to them.

I'd make up a German uncle Heinz who had a bean-bag collection, grew tomatoes and worked in a toaster factory.

Aww sorry to hear you have it too @Sunbird24

Mind yourself 💐

We can ring bells at Gregggg and shout “unclean” instead of “fuck off”!

Aww get well soon @Sunbird24

Feel better soon Sunbird.

Get well soon sunbird

Craig paused for a second too long after saying he was away from home a lot and his wife was a taxi driver. I was about to shout, 'You tight bastard!' at the telly.

Me too @EsmaCannonball 🤣. I thought the poor woman is picking up Uber gigs while he is swanning all over the place.

Evening I have been watching but not posting!

Thanks all

My favourite bit of a crumble is the bit where the crumble top has soaked up fruit jossop and gone squidgy

I literally thought this too 😂

Not just me then!

I really fancy a big bowl of crumble

I think Harry is the weakest too but you never know because any of them could have a total mare on the day.

Oh no Craig!!!

Oh no Craig!

I don't know who Craig Doyle is but I find him entirely false. I don't believe a single thing he says- every sentiment is for effect and is insincere in my opinion. He had some awful expressions and is a patronising, smug, git.

Oh no salt