Is anyone watching come dine with me?

[SquonkTheBeerGuru]

I must have blinked and missed completely why he has two women painted gold with drinks?

ohhh, it's a james bond theme?

durr

things are really sad when you're watching the telly on your own, whilst mumsnetting on your own, you're talking to yourself and answering your own threads!

it's okay, no need to try to make me feel better by posting or anything

so... the weather was a bit changeable today, wasn't it?

oh it was, yes. I thought it was going to be lovely this morning.

Then this afternoon! that rain! I didn't think it was ever going to stop!

Lucky you bought those rainhats for the littlies, eh?

glad it's not just me going completely round the bend today!

oh yes, and they like them so much don't they!

Hello!

Am watching it.

aaah!!!

a friend!

wow!

don't mind me.

I got a bit lost at the beginning, but when nobody answered me I got a bit carried away with myself

Thought it was v funny.

OMG he's passed out! Classy evening.

he's a bit of a twonk isn't he/

pmsl.... dp on puter in a different room... Just heard him call "netto?"

Nice hat

Is he going to piggle the chicken out of the beef for the nearly-veggie lady? How considerate!

Maybe you should watch telly together and talk about the telly prog together?

he didn't even put salt or pepper on it?!

ffs.

Now I'M talking to myself

Oh, hello Expat.

Interesting starter, hey

Brenda's a cow.

His fish tank offer filling and cleaning.

She likes her tabasco.

Why does she keep bunging tabasco over everything? Isn't that t a bit rude?

6 hours!

She's a straight up bitch.

All she does is moan.

In front of the host, even.

That black hair dye does her no favours, either.

Needs cleaning and filling. Sorry.