Sleb MasterChef 2024 #2 - who are all these people?

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Lamb being cooked properly. Fondant potatoes that aren't hard as a rock. What a strange year.

Thread one Sleb MasterChef 2024: raw lamb and burnt caramel, no doubt | Mumsnet

The WiFi is shonky tonight but I’m here!

6 mins in and Gregg has said slippery yuck

I know good food, Gregg. I just can't cook it.

Another octopus sacrifice 😰

Those tentacles look a bit obscene

I know!

Many years ago I was given a surprise stripper in the pub for my birthday. My friends didn't realise my Mum and Aunt were coming to my birthday drinks too!!
The stripper started doing his business in front of me... Suddenly my Aunts voice could be heard talking to mum... "Sheila, Sheila I can't find my glasses..!" 😂 😂 😂 😂

Bloody love a deep fried chocolate bar.

I'd take ten Su Pollards over one Andi Peters!!!!

I'm ashamed to say as a Glaswegian I've never tried one!

Evening Chuffs. First time joining you this week but I am all caught up. Parsnip and shellfish ?

Su won't get lost.

Dress-down Friday, Su?

Evening all, haven’t been around for this season much because I only really like the first and last tasks!

Tamar, cooking octopus so going down in my estimation, a actually love the taste of octopus but won’t eat it anymore because they are such clever sentient beings.

The tomato soup and salmon menu is about my level of expertise so good for him, who ever he is.

God I really can’t stand Pollard.

I like Angellica

Vicki has come dressed as a chocolate fondant, and Angelica heard about Su's outfit.

oh my goodness Sue pollard as a Christmas tree

Honestly, they're so good. Maybe not if you don't have a sweet tooth, I suppose.

They should have a round of masterchef professionals where all the contestants are the ones who give the selebs their cooking lessons.

Her glasses aren't so much "cats eye" as "cats ear"!

I bet when she was on the judges were having to pick sequins and diamante beads out of their (IIRC) cabbage.

I’ve enjoyed it, she says - having eaten about 2 spoonfuls

should anyone over 10 years old say yummy

I would have thought Jake had enough of salmon after the restaurant challenge.

The skin is crispy, yes. But maybe not edible.