Sleb MasterChef 2024 #2 - who are all these people?

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Lamb being cooked properly. Fondant potatoes that aren't hard as a rock. What a strange year.

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burnt salmon

I like the fact that Su is tucking in and not picking delicately at the food.

Didn’t we see him opening a tin of tomatoes for the chilli jam. So all he has done is add a bit of chilli?

Maybe Gregg was born on February 29th?

Gregg just did a Mr Collins. Vom vom vom.

Apparently there are plans for an octopus farm in the Canary Islands.

Nope

I feel sorry for Angelica, trying to make an effort and getting nonsense back

sorry for the octopus - sad looking dish

That is quite a strange dish.

Mansplaining the mustard, because they is wimmin innit!

Not octopus. 🤦‍♀️

I declined a whole fried cuttlefish the other day - too closely related for me

I only like Jamie of these three.

Don't fancy any of Tamer's food!

Now Tamar's main is my idea of heaven.

It will need to be a high security farm because octopuses are very smart and will do a chicken run first chance they get. Go go octopi!

I'm surprised his Kiwi Black Boot Polish isn't running down his face.

I like the taste of most seafood, I don't like the sharp shells.

Apparently fruits de mer means fruits of the sea, who knew?

Oh no, there is blood running into his mashed potato.

He's like an East End version of Mr Bates from Downton Abbey.

Ha - like Dirk Bogarde in Death in Venice, 🤣

I reckon Su goes to gallery openings just for the canapés.

I fear Jamie's probably going home…