Sleb MasterChef 2024 #2 - who are all these people?

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Lamb being cooked properly. Fondant potatoes that aren't hard as a rock. What a strange year.

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No thanks, Rochenda.

Oooh pears. Harry will love that one.

Fuck off, Dom. Seriously.

No Dominic.

Just no. And do not talk about your mums pants.

So H lives somewhere that has a Pizza Express or an Ask Pizza.

Oh, has H got kids? He’s never said.

Argh. Most of these men are beyond annoying. There are three people in that room I can cope with.

I have a feeling he has two boys.

Exactly what I came to say!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Chewmeric. First cousin of Chewbacca. Fluffy.

🤣

'He likes it big. He likes it bald. He's pulled it off before.'

Sorry, stopped following things for a few seconds. Please tell me John wasn't gossiping about Gregg's latest Grindr discovery.

Tamer's pizza has far too much topping.

🤣🤣🤣🤐

Lord above your mind is a terrifying place.

@EsmaCannonball He's describing himself surely?

MAKE WAY FOR VIMTO!! He has the air of a man who knows his…er, pizza.

For the love of,,,,, send H home please....

I have never thought about making a (vegetarian) sausage and broccoli pizza but I might now.

Yup. He's massively annoying.

Tamar pizza 🙌🙌

Claggy dom

Tamer's pizza was so much like a lahmacun. It looked a lot better than I thought it would.

Dom's looks pretty but I'm done with him.

Eh. It's not Great British Menu, H.