Sleb MasterChef 2024 #2 - who are all these people?

[GrouchyKiwi]

Lamb being cooked properly. Fondant potatoes that aren't hard as a rock. What a strange year.

Thread one Sleb MasterChef 2024: raw lamb and burnt caramel, no doubt | Mumsnet

EsmaCannonball
As well as going on The Traitors, she probably signed up for that Your Home Made Perfect programme. They always have a budget of £80 000 and end up spending £250 000, and they always think it will take 4 months and it takes 2 years. And then don't get me started on things like baths by the front door and bench seating.

A bit like a budget Grand Designs but without the wife getting pregnant shortly after Kevin Wotsit visits and 6 months of living in a caravan during the worst winter on record?

No thanks to cheescake in a jar.

Oh fuck off greg.

These are things you can just get in a jar and add to the chicken.

Goodbye Diane. I do love all types of fruit but I find mango far too sweet.

Chicken and mango. What is wrong with these people

Diane's pudding looks the business.

Cheesecake in a pot always makes me think of hotel conference lunch catering. And not in a good way.

There are lots of recipes but the Grauniad did this good round-up with a photo spread how-to @Elderflower14

That dessert does look good.

Oh Gregg please stop with the wet, moist, sticky 🤢

Oh god, he's talking about crusty tops and sticky underneaths.

That's a LOT of truffle.

Fuck me there's about 50 quid of truffle on that!

Hate Zabaglione.

Thanks, Vito, now I need a tiramisu. That looks amazing.

Don't be daft, John, that's a perfectly sized dessert.

I think Gregg does it on purpose now, it's actually a bit off putting the way he carries on

No such thing as a too big tiramisu.

That is a good pudding. And not to big

Diane has to go

Zabigloni is gorgeous. We used to go to a restaurant that made it, lovely and warm and boozy.

Ah... I make it already!!
Thankyou.

Have we actually got a Strictly person who isn't terrible?

It's the egg - can't do it.

Yeah that would be a sticking point, Pie.