LOVE ISLAND 3: Joey's Invincible, Konnor's Invisible, Nicole is Incensed and Jess, of course, is The Prize. NO SPOILERS!

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LOVE ISLAND 2, It's as awful as always! www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/5101982-love-island-2-its-as-awful-as-always

Yay party jelly and ice cream

How old are they? 5?

Really hope Lollypop picks Ciaran.

Me too! LOL

Just to see if the old Ciaran, shagger of 120 ladies comes out and whether he can avoid flirting while Nicole gives us "Who the fuck is even Lolly?"

She's too mature for every single guy in there!!

Cairan!

You knows it!!!! I like this Lolly already.

Not easy to find out Lolly's age, but read somewhere that she is 30.

Haha

I can honestly see why Konner doesn't do well with anyone, he's very awkward.

It took Nicole about 5 seconds to overreact! Her make up still looks like a clown has had a make up lesson in the dark.

She wants a husband aged 21 lol lolly

Look at his body language man, so formal. He's on his best behaviour. 50 G's baby!

😁at her choosing Ciaran..
She didnt get very deep with Konnor, but she'll probs pick him as hes single

She’s 21?! No!

No I meant choosing Ciaran as a potential Husband

Shes about 30 at least. waste of a date with CIaran after all. He's got his eyes om the prize.

She is definitely 30. Someone posted on a LI Facebook page earlier that she put a post up in 2022 for her 28th birthday

I saw that. She is cabin crew for Virgin Atlantic

I don’t think Joey was attracted to her at all. Had she been more to his taste I think he would’ve flirted a bit more.

unfortunately the jokes have started on social media about Lolly being “grandmother” or she’s here for meet the parents.

Not so much because she’s 30 but because they thinks she looks way older. But that’s par for the course on love island tbf at least half of them look way older than they are.

Would be interesting if they done a love island series filled completely with women who are over 25 but had no or minimal filler etc and actually looked their ages

Still catching up by the big question is why in the name of god would anyone drink anything as utterly disgusting as WKD if not to get drunk?!? 🥴 🤮

I also wondered about the excitement over a 0% WKD party!

Seriously, why bother 🤣

That fizzy wine is 0% also, I recognise it from the shop all their food is from (Mercadona)

Another dull show. I'm so bored now. I don't usually get this bored until we get to the last week, when its just the final couples. I can't see Lolly bringing enough fire to get the party started, but who knows.

The Ayo / Mimi thing is killing me. I am actually finding it painful to watch. I think Mimi must have had a brain transplant. WTAF!