LOVE ISLAND 3: Joey's Invincible, Konnor's Invisible, Nicole is Incensed and Jess, of course, is The Prize. NO SPOILERS!

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LOVE ISLAND 2, It's as awful as always! www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/5101982-love-island-2-its-as-awful-as-always

Oh Uma. You silly little gaslit thing.

Uma is an idiot

Poor Mimi, what a thing to say.

As for Uma, she's such a muppet.

Shitload of codependency and trauma bond between Uma and Will

Wow! Will is a very very lucky boy!!! Prey he appreciates it

Jess redeeming herself there with some wise words

Bets now on how long Uma and Wil last on the outside .2 weeks tops ...

Tbh, I kind of admire the fact that she is sticking to what she believes is right for her, even if I think she’s wrong. At least she’s got her own mind I guess!

Will: "you can see the way she feels about me"

Oh shut up! You should be saying how much you feel about her! God!

Jess talking sense!

Yes, exactly what I thought!

The best take is that Uma is fucking fed up with them all and just wants to get away. Worst is she's an idiot that genuinely believes she can't do any better than Chin Pubes.

He's revolting

After 4 weeks?!

They're together all day every day.

😂

Will would not be leaving if the shoes was on the other foot. Poor Reuben. I feel so bad for him. So awkward and mortifying.

Grace just did a little grin when Uma said she was going to leave.

I bloody hope he does good by her on the outside.. i prey his coolness has been male bravado and he does really really like her

I think she genuinely likes him, unfortunately for her it probably won’t last more than a few weeks

I don’t he’s weird! Why would pick someone that’s crying!

Bad move there Uma, no way Will would do the same for her! She will regret that move once she's out and processed it. Has she forgotten Casa!

I think Reuben will couple with Emma now and Konnor will be out

Poor Uma it’s like she’s hypnotised! “I’m falling in love with you” like you didn’t have your tongue down some Casa girl’s throat less than an week ago! He doesn’t care about her, just wants his redemption arc on TV.

Only time I’ve ever liked Jess is when she was trying to convince Uma to stay.

Grace needs to work on her poker face- she deffo thought she was getting picked at the fire pit and could barely hide her glee that Uma was leaving.

Graces little smirk when Josh said there's more than one girl that's caught his eye... I actually don't like her! She's catty