Eurovision Grand Final Malmö 2024

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Welcome to The Eurovision Final 2024

Show starts 8pm Saturday

Don't forget your subtitles!

Running Order
1 SWEDEN Marcus & Martinus - ‘Unforgettable’
2 UKRAINE Alyona Alyona & Jerry Heil - ‘Teresa & Maria’
3 GERMANY Isaak - ‘Always on The Run’
4 LUXEMBOURG Tali - ‘Fighter
5 NETHERLANDS Joost - ‘Europapa’
6 ISRAEL Eden Golan - ‘Hurricane’
7 LITHUANIA Silvester Belt - ‘Luktelk’
8 SPAIN Nebulossa - ‘Zorra’
9 ESTONIA 5Miinust & Puulluup - (nendest)
10 IRELAND Bambie Thug - ‘Doomsday Blue’
11 LATVIA Dons - ‘Hollow’
12 GREECE Marina Satti - ‘Zari’
13 UK Olly Alexander - ‘Dizzy’
14 NORWAY Gåte - ‘Ulveham’
15 ITALY Angelina Mango - ‘La Noia’
16 SERBIA Teya Dora - ‘Ramonda’
17 FINLAND Windows95Man - ‘No Rules!’
18 PORTUGAL Iolanda - ‘Grito’
19 ARMENIA Ladaniva - ‘Jako’
20 CYPRUS Silia Kapsis - ‘Liar’
21 SWITZERLAND Nemo - ‘The Code’
22 SLOVENIA Raiven - ‘Veronika’
23 CROATIA Baby Lasagna - ‘Rim Tim Tagi Dim’
24 GEORGIA Nutsa - ‘Firefighter’
25 FRANCE Slimane - ‘Mon Amour’
26 AUSTRIA Kaleen - ‘We Will Rave’

Lady who just came out favours my outfit colour - all black

The BBC's subtitles called Joost Klein "Joo's decline" which is a bit unfortunate.

So disappointed with no Mans

They're hanging up all their oranges in them.

What pants?

Well. I didn’t think nipples could show through leather.

The Austria lady?

She is very beautiful.

I really need to put this pizza down if I want ti look like her.

I saw no pants

As if Malin Åkerman is hosting!! Blimey.

No. That’s Finland 😁

Cows will tell you otherwise

Where do I know Petra from?

I recognise her, but can't place her.

🤣🤣

Divisive and nationalstic, apparently
www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/news/olly-alexanders-controversial-union-jack-flag-remarks-slammed-by-former-uk-eurovision-winner-ahead-of-final/ar-BB1mbaOo?ocid=BingNewsSerp

Wonder what Katie Boyle would make of the modern Eurovision

Miss Ireland looked like no pants

DD says that Petra is giving Morticia Addams vibes.

Presenter in white has a rather revealing gap in her dress!

DD16 decided to join me for the first time. If she doesn't stop asking bloody questions she will have to leave.

Turning in her grave, I think...

I reckon she’d have started sinking Sherry before the sun was over the yard arm

From a distance, Petra is giving me Meghan Markle in the future vibes

United by music feels pretty hollow right now...

I'm waiting till they have all performed before I vote. Still can't make up my mind. I know a lot of fans have already heard the songs but can't help think that opening the vote early will only encourage political voting.

Here we go...