Eurovision Grand Final Malmö 2024

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Welcome to The Eurovision Final 2024

Show starts 8pm Saturday

Don't forget your subtitles!

Running Order
1 SWEDEN Marcus & Martinus - ‘Unforgettable’
2 UKRAINE Alyona Alyona & Jerry Heil - ‘Teresa & Maria’
3 GERMANY Isaak - ‘Always on The Run’
4 LUXEMBOURG Tali - ‘Fighter
5 NETHERLANDS Joost - ‘Europapa’
6 ISRAEL Eden Golan - ‘Hurricane’
7 LITHUANIA Silvester Belt - ‘Luktelk’
8 SPAIN Nebulossa - ‘Zorra’
9 ESTONIA 5Miinust & Puulluup - (nendest)
10 IRELAND Bambie Thug - ‘Doomsday Blue’
11 LATVIA Dons - ‘Hollow’
12 GREECE Marina Satti - ‘Zari’
13 UK Olly Alexander - ‘Dizzy’
14 NORWAY Gåte - ‘Ulveham’
15 ITALY Angelina Mango - ‘La Noia’
16 SERBIA Teya Dora - ‘Ramonda’
17 FINLAND Windows95Man - ‘No Rules!’
18 PORTUGAL Iolanda - ‘Grito’
19 ARMENIA Ladaniva - ‘Jako’
20 CYPRUS Silia Kapsis - ‘Liar’
21 SWITZERLAND Nemo - ‘The Code’
22 SLOVENIA Raiven - ‘Veronika’
23 CROATIA Baby Lasagna - ‘Rim Tim Tagi Dim’
24 GEORGIA Nutsa - ‘Firefighter’
25 FRANCE Slimane - ‘Mon Amour’
26 AUSTRIA Kaleen - ‘We Will Rave’

So who can vote? Can Americans vote, for example? China bots?

How do they keep it authentic and true?

Estonia was rubbish. I don't like Ireland either. My faves so far Sweden, Ukraine and Spain was quite fun. Olly did well but can't see it winning.

First time I’ve heard all of these songs and I really like the uk.

Sorry ,UK ,but absolutely awful.

I thought olly did a brilliant performance with Elton John. Can’t remember what - Brits May be. I had high hopes but he was really flat and out of breath.

WTF is this EurOvision shite?

It was amateur gay porn. Awful.

I'm disappointed in that. And I do like the song. Sounded like his Mike was fucked

He's dreadful. Weak song, weak voice, seedy dance, it was like a crap performance in a gay club 20 years ago.

This is just terrible, it wasn't a great job. How are the people chosen? How can we go from Sam Rider last year who was incredible to this?

This is the best song so far.

JFC, he is not on the money tonight.
Bad bad bad vocal. Sorry Olly.

Great EuroVision song
Shite vocal performance.

That was awful - why so overtly sexual and no tune. Truely awful U.K. entry

Can't get over how he was performing in a disgusting, dirty toilet!!!

Feel bad exposing my Dd to that.

He got a great cheer. I think people realised something was off with the sound.

It was its a sin at the Brits. I give it another watch every so often as I thought it was brilliant.

I was thinking it was just me!

Saw Years & Years at a festival last year and the whole staging was about cottaging in public loos. So over the overtly homosexual thing - it's boring now. Can't the guy just sing a song?

What a disappointment

@Appalonia i really don’t get it - what was the point of it

This one now is the best

Sound was awful for Olly and Israel - what’s going on?

DH has just said 'So far there's not a single song or performance I ever want to hear or see again'.
I agree.

This isn't going to age well.

Martin is going to lose him job on Monday.