Masterchef #3

[GrandTheftWalrus]

Carry on here chuffians!

Vera seems … organised?

'I'd be happy to eat this in a restaurant and pay for it.'

Confirmed, Kenny is normally a dine and dasher.

Making the jump. Like a bouncy pudding leaping around in a field of spring lambs with bits missing…..

“What leaves are those”. Am I the only one hoping Greg’s are hemlock?

I'm struggling here to say anything very positive so I'll blatantly placemark instead.

Me too.

James' dish looks like I want to eat it.

Extra points to James for saying 'I hope you enjoy it' instead of 'Enjoy!' with a wanky flourish of the hand.

Fondant fail.

Sorry James, if you'd called it a chocolate pudding it would have been perfect.

Nice one Natalie - that pudding looked good (even if it wasn’t gooey).

Raw lamb, unforgivable

I would force it down because I really don’t approve of wasting food, just one of my little foibles. I would take home the rest for breakfast. 😇

Vera is good. And gorgeous.

What a nice bunch of critics tonight. I've been so cross at them becoming pompous and up their own arses but these three have been great.

Thor is off to Valhalla.

James’ apron is still spotless!

Thanks for thread.

Much better round in parts.

She looks like so many famous people it's driving me mad trying to work out quite who. A bit Vanessa Paradis, a bit Ruby Rose, a bit Sophie Dahl. There's a model she looks like, too.

If someone could give Dave my number he can pop over and cook for me until Jay Rayner comes back.

George and his feckin' wink.

James is the guy you wish was your mate, because you’d always be well fed.

They didn't say what time it's on tomorrow.

Thanks for the thread @GrandTheftWalrus!

7:30 tomorrow. See you then.