MAFS Australia - Thread 4: “Don’t get your tits in a tangle. Relaaaaaax, enjoy the spaciousness, leave your guitars at home and let’s all be deeeeeece and not give any spoilers”

[browneyes77]

Ready for round 4 peeps! NO SPOILERS

Brace yourselves for more man buns, misogyny and mood swings.

But Michael never met the first choice so it's sort of irrelevant.

Stephen has been finding excuses to cover up the fact that he doesn't fancy Michael - the second choice thing, the Dad left us thing ...

Stephen doesn’t blink. Like a serial killer.

I really don't like Stephen- he's not a nice person.

Lauren looks 15 years younger and 14lbs lighter than last night.

Why are you there Michael???

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

I do like Tim. He has Jack Nicholson vibes.

Jackob and his wandering lobster claws.

For the exposure

What did he/say do? I left the room and I can’t rewind it 😅

Lucinda also looks radiant tonight
Very glowy

Can they really break though Tori's rose coloured bubble tho?

Kissed Sara's neck when apologising, groped Lauren's bum.

If they talk to Tori, she'll pretend it get it, and then furiously back track when with Jack, so it will achieve nothing.

Tim, Lauren & Sara won’t convince Tori that Jack is a bad guy.

I’m telling you Tori and Lobster boy are going to be there until the bitter end. Wouldn’t even surprise me if they stay together at final vows just to prove the naysayers wrong get more exposure and then split on the outside shortly after.

No, it will be a mistouch or something.

Jackob will claim it's all a misunderstanding or 'they wish'.

Michael telling Sara to shut up 😂😂

Needed him weeks ago to shut her up at them dinner parties 🤣

Different side to Michael there!

I would’nt expect anything less from him🙄😅

I loved it 🤣

Michael shrieking at Sara is very unattractive. Tim ignoring it is also unattractive. He;s another Jonno- boring as fuck. Wimp.

I think if the likes of Jack had tried to kiss my neck or grope my bum, my gag reflex would’ve kicked in and I’d have automatically punched him in the face 🤢😂

Maybe Tim agreed with Michael that Sara needed to shut up 😂