MAFS Australia - Thread 4: “Don’t get your tits in a tangle. Relaaaaaax, enjoy the spaciousness, leave your guitars at home and let’s all be deeeeeece and not give any spoilers”

[browneyes77]

Ready for round 4 peeps! NO SPOILERS

Brace yourselves for more man buns, misogyny and mood swings.

Tori's facial expressions really wind me up.

Not hard to do that.

She’s more muppet than Kermit.

How can Tori be a business development manager at the age of 27? How can she possibly be able to do that? What does she know at that age? Or is she like all the eejits on Apprentice?

I’ve seen video’s/pics of her since the experiment ended and she’s cut her hair shorter and it’s dyed more blonde and she looks lovely with the shorter hair

Hang on which of the men is long haired out of Stephen and Michael? Stephen is the American one right?

I imagine Jack would have to do a Jayden and have sex with someone in front of Tori before she'd reach her limit.

It's concerning that the producers thought these pairings were good for TV and not taking into account the mental wellbeing of the participants.

Jack has more red flags than featured in the whole series of Baywatch and yet they let him continue.

Michael's the American, Stephen's the hair-wash avoider.

Catching up!

Does anyone know what a King Charles Spaniel x Bull Terrier cross puppy would look like? Asking for Jayden & Eden.

Interesting that Ellie has gone but Jono is staying. Are we going to have another Ella & JJ situation? (I've only just clocked the name similarity. Similar all round really. Ella and Jono have the exact same amount of balls).

Gosh can you actually imagine her on the Apprentice.. bossing everyone around, acting all hard 🙄

🤣🤣

Ah that what i thought!

Ok, now we need a mouse update please!

She'd be just like the others, thinking she knows everything and can do everything yet is totally deluded and completely crap at everything she attempts.

Has it scurried in yet?????

I am not sure what particularly he had done wrong. He gave it a go and now doesn't fancy her. She wants kids etc.

Anyone who goes on this show and shags someone they have known for 5 weeks can't complain too much that they were "led on" -I mean Tim is being told to just give Lucinda one and so is Tristan!

But the narrative is -villain! And she is girl hero!

Just odd. He seemed to just be saying she is great but not what he wants. But he gave it a good try.

Her insecurity is showing. 🌹

Who do we think Steven had a spark with?

Either production staff or maybe hotel /gym people.

Or maybe another groom which I'd guess will be jack (ie he is saying he had more spark with a straight man than with Michael)- I can't imagine tristsin or jonno soarking with anyone. Maybe Jayden or richee though.

Oooh plenty of drama in store tomorrow. We love to see it.

I have zero idea where it is. Older son just got home, grabbed kitty, went into the room and shut the door 🤣 they are going to both hunt it out I suppose. I’m leaving them both to it, as long as kitty is Back on kitchen guard later so his cousins don’t try to join him ( that is where Mickey came from, the kitchen) I’m going to stay in my room 😅

Who was it put Ben, who is dull AF and doesn't want kids, with Ellie, who is desperate for them? Oh yeah, that'll be you John.

MAFSAUS is trending on TwiX. I will resist ...

But Ben's story as he came onto the show was that he was ready to settle down and have a family.

He's so BORING, isn't he?

@burnoutbabe Steven went for a haircut and had feelings for the Barber
Jayden wants to make Tim look bad
What has happened Tim in that tomorrow night where he is emotional.

I thought he said he'd be open to having kids if he met the right person.

Aka never.

I was SO tempted to watch tomorrow's episode straightaway! Call me mean, but I'm kinda looking forward to seeing that smug look wiped off Tori's face...