MAFS Australia - Thread 4: “Don’t get your tits in a tangle. Relaaaaaax, enjoy the spaciousness, leave your guitars at home and let’s all be deeeeeece and not give any spoilers”

[browneyes77]

Ready for round 4 peeps! NO SPOILERS

Brace yourselves for more man buns, misogyny and mood swings.

Tristan didn’t support her?! Omg. What a wimp.

My 5 almost 6 year old nephew is more mature than Ben.

Imagine being told you're too feminine

Poor Michael. He's more manly than the long haired baby

Poor Michael, that so hurtful.

Nope, they don't have to answer to everyone else.

Jayden seemed not to argue back when Lucinda spoke to him.

I know. That’s what I was thinking. This poor man can’t catch a break.

So Lauren goes, leaving Jono for Ellie 😍

I wouldn't blame Lauren for leaving, but selfishly I don't want her too. She's sooo funny.

I'll be gutted if/when Lauren leaves.

It'll be dull without Lauren.

But is Jono going to say stay?

Sorry but Michael reminds me of a petulant baby. I think he’d be hard work and quite sulky if things don’t go his way.

Not seen tonight’s yet but Richard is too hung up on sex, you could see that with how quickly he slept with Andi, who’s shown way more maturity than he has got despite being younger than him.

No one follow Ben ever or do it out of curiosity then unfollow to wind him up! 🤣

Lauren not wearing wedding ring

The problem is that Jonno is boring.

It's not working Lauren cos his heart is elsewhere......
TBF she did go off him after the first morning on honeymoon!

Lauren was never keen on Jonno so she can hardly complain.

Big personality- my arse

Jonno is more fanny than actual fannies.

And he is wetter than the sea.

Lauren needs someone who has emotionally progressed past primary school levels.

is it code for ‘obnoxious cow’ ?

Anyone would think the ixperts are proper trained counsellors as they are asking very sharp questions this year! (I don't think they really are proper trained ones are they?)

Big personality - I expect other people to be like me but shut up when I want to talk.

Jack nodding as if she is spouting the lines that he has fed her.

Oh shut up Tori.. just shut up and stop going on like your all hard and shit

She doesn't like smug? So she hates herself?