MAFS Australia - Thread 4: “Don’t get your tits in a tangle. Relaaaaaax, enjoy the spaciousness, leave your guitars at home and let’s all be deeeeeece and not give any spoilers”

[browneyes77]

Ready for round 4 peeps! NO SPOILERS

Brace yourselves for more man buns, misogyny and mood swings.

I also think it was sad no one supported Cass against Tori - especially from Tristan, which I don't think was picked up on (unlike every other woman who expects their partner to have their back). I feel she got dealt a dud and has been expected to do all the work on fixing him.

Tori is the second of The Plastics to go at Cassie, Sara snipped at her for pronouncing her name as Sara! There is obviously something going on there.

Here we gooooooooo.

As others have said, I don't think Stephen's ever been attracted to Michael.

Why on earth are Ben and Ellie still there?

Hope everyone had a good break.

I almost forgot about this following the fiasco just now with my cat and his “prize” that he’s let loose to run around somewhere in the kids bedroom 😩 hopefully this will take my mind off it ( until 9pm anyway, lol)

Yikes!

Oh gosh it it still on the loose?!

The little bastards love chocolate - a bit of leftover Easter egg should get it out!

Ummm?
Wut?
Misaligned humour there.

Jayden doesn't give a crap about Lucinda.

well it’s somewhere in my sons room apparently and the cat was happy to stay in there on guard until he smelt my crispy duck 🙄

Leftover Easter egg 🤣🤣🤣 that is not a possibility in my house. We gobbled the lot off yesterday ( it was only a small £1.50 one though )

Peanut butter is very attractive for meeces. If that helps. Spread it on your tongue, lie there with mouth open and hope it 'scurries in' (thanks to Baldrick for the suggestion)

Ah shite not concentrating
What did old lobster claw say then?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think I’d rather kiss Jack than do that🤣

He feels a responsibility knowing that Tori's really into him, blah, blah.

Tori saying she doesn’t want to be blindsided… you just know from her saying that, he is going to blindside her.. and serves her right when he does 👍😁

Stunning cat@hoxtonbabe !
We have to forgive them for their little gifts..

Ah thanks everyone.
Will try to be more attentive 😂

Not sure white was a great idea, Lobster Boy.

Double Leave?

I wouldn't put it past Ben to write stay.

And here we go with the mixed messages again.

Thank you, lol

Terrific? Is this Ben OK?