TOWIE s33 - Sunday /wed 9pm itvb

[Blondeshavemorefun]

I know I'm one of the few people who still watch this but I love the towie

Yes I know a lot of it is fake and for our entertainment but ........

E9 tonight

I'm on holiday so May not watch till home

I know they do it to make content and I'm old so a different generation but I just can't get my head round this thing couples who have broken constantly meeting up to 'discuss their relationship'.

Obviously Amber and Dan is the obvious example but FGS they broke up over a year ago. Fine to discuss practicalities, (although I think Amber should just get herself a new dog!) but all this navel gazing isn't healthy. Not a Dan fan but even I ended up singing'Let it Go' when she was wittering on.

But it's not just them . In all these reality programmes broken up couples meet up to discuss things seemingly forever. Particularly bizarre is when they start seeing someone else they have to meet up to tell the ex 'out of respect' Does anyone really do that in real life or am I out if touch?.

Am only halfway through the latest episode. I just can't get behind Dan & Ella. Their conversation goes this far..

"You have nice eyes"
"I know they're really blue aren't they"
"we're just two alright looking people getting to know each other"
"very alright looking"
"we look good together don't we"

Jordan & Sophie are so juvenile planning babies within weeks of meeting.

Jodie was right to call out Diags on that comment but she should cut Elma some slack. Elma was there first! Bring back Pete the Pirate and get those two together.

My opinion of harry has just dropped even lower! What a bitch!

I'm home and just catching up with E 9 on 19 May

Yes dsn and amber don't need to keep rehashing their relationship

@Mistressofnone guess as is older clock is ticking

Poor Oliver. He didn't want to go to with amber

Why ?

The whole speech from the cake was a nasty, un-nessessary dig at Ella! I felt really sorry for her and she's right, Harry was just being mean.

Oh the cake. I've just seen his birthday party

Harry is sly

he plays both Sides of the game in who he sees /talks to

Still not sure of Dan and Ella

Diaz's giving a key and Jodie is now going to uproot her son bear (what a bloody name as well) life and move him miles away

She needs to think of her son

Yes diagz is usually one of the better faithful ones but .......

And those dresses for Harry's birthday

Too much boob !!!

Yes certainly wasn't much to Danni's dress!

I've never been keen on harry, he dated someone I know and was just fake and fame hungry!

And the black bra boob thing that the girl wore to speak to saff