TOWIE s33 - Sunday /wed 9pm itvb

[Blondeshavemorefun]

I know I'm one of the few people who still watch this but I love the towie

Yes I know a lot of it is fake and for our entertainment but ........

Freddie. That's if

Yes the only gay in the village 😂😂

🤣🤣

Bets on for how long Dan and Ella last

I was flicking through the channels last week and stumbled on an episode of Towie where it was almost literally this weeks scenes with D and E but with Dan and Chloe Sims a while back! Not sure how I missed it back then but I was 😳😂 time repeating itself…!

Oh yes Dan and Chloe

And Ella and pete

They always do it in the group

Romances only last if our of the inner circle

Dan and chloe were ridiculous, diags was crying over that!! 😂

Sophie's silver outfit last night

Not flattering !!!

Tho I think she is a lovely lady

Get over it amber

E7 tonight

Dan and Ella go camping

My idea of hell

I'm so looking forward to booting the kids back into school on Tuesday morning and rushing home to sit on my arse, in a quiet house with a coffee, a lovely breakfast and then watch towie alone, quietly!!

Apparently, in real life Ella has been posting cryptic post on insta leading to rumours they've broken up. Not sure how long there between filming and screening though.

Thought I had replied on this but seems not

I think it's around 3/4w between now and filming

I was trying to work this out when they do Easter /Halloween /summer trips etx

Not suprised if they have split as seemed a bit fake and false

Least we know jordons swimmers are ok

I know far too much about Jordan's swimmers!! I almost switched off!

He has a good Chance as they sound similar to what dh had

Tho issue was me

But obviously easier and cheaper to test the male first

Tbh they haven't been trying that long. Usually for their age doctors will say go away for two years then come back

Have they only been together for a heat or so

I didnt know so had a Google, they've been together since November 22, she's 34 and he's 27 so could be why she's feeling the need to rush a bit more. I thought she'd had all her tests already and her results were OK, I'm sure I heard that on towie, but I do occasionally zone out when it's on! 🙈

18mths then. But yes guess as older. Maybe it's a year before nhs do anything for tests usually

E8 tonight

Jodie is having doubts about diags .....

Not a big fan of Jodie. I prefer Elma, for all her faults she just seems a better fit for Diags.

Watching it now

Chloe meadows still harping on about Ella, get over it!
Not sure about Freddie, something about him doesn't sit right with me but I'm not sure what.
Elma is happy that diags and jodie are happy 🤣
I can see jodie's point of view over diags and Elma, them 2 have chemistry, they always have, it wouldn't make me comfortable.

I really think that Girl Band are ridiculous! How old are they? Calling themselves that. Twats!

I actually really like Dan and Ella together, I really want them to stay together and have the big sponsored by OK magazine wedding. If everyone butted out I think they'd be OK but I don't think that will happen.

Elma's new friends Becks and big lips really need to not speak over each other constantly!

I have to say, the more I watch this, the more I wonder why! 🤔

Coz we love the trash of the show 😂

Diags had to go to the bar when Ella was there to chat

I get why Jodie feels insecure

Dan and Ella - sure won't last but it's fun at the moment

The cafe scene about eye lashes was painful

Def too many gays in the village 😂😂

When big lips also said "but elma you are genuous!" was my 🤦‍♀️ moment! 🤣

Last winter when the days were long and dark, I re-watched the whole series. The early episodes are so funny and the characters were diverse and energetic. Lots of different storylines.

Now it's just bland and boring. I had to force myself to power through the last series. Couldn't stand the screeching narcissism and the stupidity of women that keep going back to men that cheat on them. Don't think I'll bother with this one.

The first ones are good. S1 to maybe 10

More natural

I've always wondered why the couples let the producers try and muck up their relationships with constant stirring of the pot, talking behind their back. Is it really worth being a 'celebrity' to have your personal life raked over so publicly in the name of entertainment?

@lingmerth excatly

If you ar Swiss you don't allow your partner on towie. Like Chloe and Courtney don't

If you are going to mingle snog shag in a group it will end in tears

All the drinking and pubs and parties eventually all get too old for it and new blood comes in

Swiss, @Blondeshavemorefun ?

Erm wise i think was meant to say