MAFS Australia Thread 3 - Manbuns, lobster claws, & Aldi Andrew Tate - they’re not our jam (NO SPOILERS)

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Next thread - on we go!!

I can see Tori and Lauren totally ripping the piss out of Maddie. She must be exhausting to be around.

I don’t think Ash will stick with her for very long. It will be interesting to see what happens when she finds out about his dead brother, but I’m betting she won’t get to know about it via a psychic download - he will tell her and she’ll claim she already knew, or something.

Cass doesn't know if he finds her attractive after his recalcitrance to even kiss her once so probably doesn't want to be pushy when he's so fragile.

Unless there was something we didn't see then his insisting she was pissed off and going to sleep on the sofa seemed a big misreading of the situation. I don't think she's taking it personally. She is probably feeling disillusioned and turned off rather than angry or wounded. She seems to understand it's his problem and has tried but didn't expect to have to be a psychologist.

I suspect that Tristan may be gay and in denial too.
The only time he perked up was when one the grooms ( Stephen maybe?) was walking down the aisle and he shouted out 'cute!' Or something like that. So sad.

Gosh between Collins and Tristan, the husbands have been pretty shite this year!!

The irony of Lauren taking the piss out of Madeline when on her wedding day she was also pretty eccentric.

@SinisterBumFacedCat yes but we like Lauren now 😂 maybe Maddie will grow on me too!

I think he shouted with glee .. so handsome! 🤣but me dear no dear I’m not gay dear

I actually love Stephen's facial scarring. I think it looks really cool.

There's clearly trouble incoming from MADeline.

Just caught up. Lauren and Tori were very funny. Love the chaps, and Madeleine, what????

It makes him look even more like a Viking 😍

Just watching the new couples. Oh my word Stephen is absolutely gorgeous. Madeline is an irritating loony.

He is.

Stephen is bloody gorgeous.

It hadn't occurred to me that Tristan could be gay but now you say it, yes. I mean I'm not even gay but Cass is so so gorgeous I'd wanna kiss her! His reticence to be physical with her rings more bells then Bow.

I think the producers/ixperts should have told new groom Stephen that he was a later entrant. The way it came over was that Michael had made him his 2nd choice husband which it wasn't. Hope it doesn't scupper their chances as they look like they will be great together.

MadMaddy - I think it's all a scam (well mediums are anyway) and she's just an actress (and not a very good one).

I'm not seeing the Tristan gay vibe, I think he is just extremely self critical and has no self worth at all. He really doesn't like himself!

Another new couple tonight - that will make 12 will it? Hopefully the last newbies.

usually we have lost far more at this stage? only 1 current loss so committment ceremonies will be NOT LONG AT ALL for some couples - just a "all good - both staying? okay byeeeee"

Yes, that's why it feels like there are too many people to keep up with. The likes of Ben, Elder Timothy and bun man usually would have gone and been more honest.

See I think the experts wanted to call out Ben (Ellie’s husband) and Jack (who said he wasn’t attracted to Tori) last week. But because of the Sara and Tim drama they couldn’t have too much drama in one ep. I reckon they’ll bring it up in the upcoming ceremony (although I think we’ll lose Cass and Tristan this week).

Agreed there seem to usually be more early casualties- I was surprised Jack wasn't kicked out for not being single at the time of application. I don't think the two Tims will last despite Sara's apology though the younger might limp on a few more weeks. Lucinda seems to have a time limit in mind. I expect Cass will cut her losses and drown in offers. She's known real love and I'm sure realises this isn't it.

I’ll be surprised if Maddie and Ash make it past the first commitment ceremony 😂

Agreed
Or is that just wishful thinking?

Excellent observation!

Maybe gay or maybe ND (seems increasingly ND. He seems incredibly uncomfortable with ordinary hugging, eye contact, emotionally insecure).

I feel sorry for him that he's been plunged into a very intense, pressured environment way out of his comfort zone with little perceptible guidance from the "experts". It's really not Cassandra's job to give him the level of help he needs - and it's beyond her too. It's also supposed to be a positive personal experience for her too - she's not his hired counsellor. 🌹

Tristan is unbearable. He's a bit of a narcissist I think 'But I plan all these things for you.' - But I plan all if these exciting days out for you', ' I'm just exhausted from all of the panning I do to keep you entertained', 'No it's fine.'
I couldn't stand to be in the same town as him. He's very unattractive as a personality.

This Rich is a psych nurse? On the trailer he looked massively self-obsessed and an absolute arse hat.