MAFS Australia Thread 3 - Manbuns, lobster claws, & Aldi Andrew Tate - they’re not our jam (NO SPOILERS)

[browneyes77]

Next thread - on we go!!

100% utter waste of time 🙄

Tim keeps wearing T-shirts with a beer brand on, his beer brand! He's there for a marketing plug only, and it's a shame as Lucinda could go far with the right pairing. I'd LOVE Lucinda to do a session with Tori and explain precisely how Jack is so damaging.

Jack pretending to get tearful at Tori’s reunion with her best friend 😂😂

Maddie did better acting son 🙄😂

Jacob 😂 is she trying to make him look small.

Does she keep calling him Jacob, or is that my hearing/her accent?

Ooh I didn’t realise that… interesting 🧐

on a side note Jacks jeans are getting even tighter! They look painted on today

The Ixperts seem a lot harsher this year

Or have they always been like this but edited bits out?

I think Tori and Jack are faking it. The producers know. The experts know. They're trying to catch them out

@browneyes77 it was so weird wasn’t it! She’s onto him though… ‘he’s saying what he wants me to hear’ nailed it

She does!

Ohhhh so now TORI's taking responsibility for the no sex..... eye roll

Yeah, Lea has Jack pegged.

She had him pegged from the start.

She is not believing anything that comes out of Jack’s mouth. She’s quickly identified him as a ‘dud’.

She’s trying to be nice and polite, but she hates his guts 😂

Jack saying she's submitting.....
Reeeeeddddddd flaaaaaaggg

I can’t bear to listen to him, submitting the control to the man. Jesus Christ.

They are not the strongest couple not even close and it’s not a competition. Tori drives me nuts when she says they are the strongest.

I can’t bear to listen to either of them.. bloody charlatans the pair of em!

Either Tori is playing a really good game, or she is doubling down in her belief that Jack is amazing because she can’t admit to herself, as a strong, independent, ball breaker, that she’s been totally had.

Im nearly inside out with the cringe.

It's apparently his real name but he's calling himself Jack.

They may be the strongest couple

I mean it's a total shit show this year. I have zero faith in all of them

I think Jack and Tori deserve each other.

Ah ok

Now Jayden’s saying him and Eden are the strongest couple.

Jade just veers between crying in self-pity and giggling like a 6 year old.

I mean the best people to open up to are definitely psych nurses! They know how to counsel!

Awwh

Ridge is pretty deece

And now I am feeling uncertain about Stephen. He seemed vulnerable at first and thrown by finding out he was second groom, but I think he is less needy than Michael. After that hug I think he's not that into Michael.