MAFS Australia Thread 3 - Manbuns, lobster claws, & Aldi Andrew Tate - they’re not our jam (NO SPOILERS)

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Next thread - on we go!!

I feel so sorry for him. She seems fairly normal when she needs to be. He must feel like he's going mad.

@Newestname002 - yes I did wonder why Tori wasn’t as sunburned but Aussies do like super high sun factor and stay out of the sun, my Aussie friend who lives in Switzerland is super pale.

@TempName247 I was wondering about sunbeds too but surely he wouldn’t do that if he was health conscious?

Jack makes me laugh, he’s a fitness trainer but compared to some of the other men there, he should be starting his own gym by his age. Still that’s what you get when you’re so self obsessed and all your money goes on steroids. His moods though explain the steroid use. I still can’t believe the muzzle comment and if that’s what he says on camera (and is unrepentant for saying it) then god only knows what he’s like off camera. I don’t trust him at all.

I think Ash is being pushed to his limits though, he said he has 3 sisters but surely you wouldn’t want the moods and spirits coming through with Maddy?!

Will Ben be back or has he decided that as Ellie had written Leave he wasn’t going to bother with his charade any more and has just done a runner?

Or has he done this as a punishment to Ellie for writing Leave? Maybe he thinks it’ll make her panic and she’ll spend the week sucking up to him instead…🤔

I think Richie is done- he won't be able to stand Andie's criticism , he can't take it. His ego is too fragile to get past it.

Exactly what I was wondering

I agree.

He’ll go into victim mode and wallow in self pity.

Yeah my gut said he’s either done this to punish Ellie or because he doesn’t see the point of stepping up over the next week, as he isn’t really that arsed about her and feels his little charade hasn’t worked.

Could be either really with that guy.

If he does come back, I bet he’ll write Leave the following week to get his own back, and so he feels like he’s leaving on ‘his own terms’ 🙄

I find her vacuous and dull. I think she really wants someone who is the same- attractive, flat, sounds good but lacks any real depth or character. She won't stay to see this through with Tristan- he's not what she's here for.

Tori smiling as she is talking about last night......loving the attention = publicity

You’ve got to be joking??!!

Tori is getting a matching tattoo with Jack?

What…..the…..fuck…..

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Yeah but they've not put names on the tatts

Was just about to say that!!! WTAF!!

Matching tattoos 🤮. Who would want a permanent reminder of Jack.

Hope Ben stays away!

The tattooist definitely just gave them a WTF look.

Did I miss something yesterday. What’s Tim on about loyalty and throwing him under the bus. 🤔

All Lu did was agree with Alessandra, and said how she feels ( and the couch session is EXACTLY the time to bring it up)

I’m not understanding why he feels so betrayed.

@hoxtonbabe I think because he felt they had a good few days, he was expecting it to be a positive experience on the couch but it sort of got turned on it’s head. 🙃

I think Tori is 100 playing along and I suspect they made a pact which he has initiated and she's reluctantly going along with

Like Bronte did last year

Agreed @hoxtonbabe I think he's massively over reacting and being ultra fast to take offence, while enjoying victim status.
Isn't that almost DARVO?

We didn't actually see Tori getting that (vile) tattoo

Well done Ash!

Well Maddie & Ash didn’t last long….😂

I did say I had a feeling they wouldn’t make it past like week 1 😂

Putting Maddie on the show was pointless, waste of time

Unfair on the poor bloke

Somebody else could have had the chance and thousand other woman would have been better suited to Ash

But she never said anything negative… saying they get on well but feels like it’s going into a friendship is what it is.. I mean if that’s how she feels that is how she feels, that’s not a betrayal.

Hes bloody hard work. 🙄🙄

Why are Aussies so obsessed with meat and olives on wooden boards? Is that all they eat?