MAFS Australia Thread 3 - Manbuns, lobster claws, & Aldi Andrew Tate - they’re not our jam (NO SPOILERS)

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Next thread - on we go!!

I've noticed this week that the wedding cakes look like stacks of white toilet rolls. Is that a current fashion?

They looked rock hard too.

I think Ridge will actually turn out to be a nice guy in the end once away from his mates.

He sort of reminds me of the guy that kept drinking beer out of his shoes (can't remember his name)

Just got through the last bit of last night's episode which was Madeleine's chat with with the dead cows, and others.

She's barking. Either she's completely fake with Ash or she was completely fake in her audition video. Poor Ash. She's crap as a medium too. She was wrong about his age and wrong about the deb ball thing. Call me Mystic Meg, but I predict she'll be getting chats from Ash's dead brother once she finds out about him and that will be unspeakably out of order.

The dinner party looks exciting. I wonder if that's the comment which gets someone thrown out and it is the lobster?

I think Maddie is fake.

I wonder if Lauren deliberately wound Lobster up? Can't blame her if she did.

I've just finished yesterday's episode! Maddie is wild! Also can't believe the production team let them wander into a herd of cows and scare the bejesus out of them... they were lucky they weren't trampled!

I quite like Ridge. Jack's teeth bother me more with each episode

Oh Maddie was saying DEB BALL! I thought she was saying 'dead bull' and was thinking ok wow, how is Ash agreeing that there was an event concerning a dead bull. Deb ball, makes a lot more sense.

I think Maddie is a mix of mentally unwell but also hamming it up.

Ridge and his pals seem to have kept themselves emotionally stunted by hanging around with each other for 20 years. The groaning chorus of 'Deeeece' at the wedding was toe curling.

It's a good job we didn't do a drinking game - we'd all have been sloshed an hour in!

Poor Ash.

Try to make me happy babe! How about you ask one of your friends to tell you a joke instead?

Ridge's separation from the bros has improved him no end.

I think Ridge isn't as much of a nobhead as the edit of the wedding made out.

I hope he isn't!
He's another one who thinks he's 'winning' - 'no-one will have a connection as good as ours'
Will the producers please tell the couples they are not competing against each other!

A rumour?

Gives permission?

Twatbag.

I don't like Lauren-she is intensely irritating and thinks she can just say anything and that that's her thing so it's ok.
She is pretending to not want to say it but she's dying to stir the shit and see the fall-out.

TeamLauren here.

I bloody love Lauren.

She’s this seasons Mel & Evelyn.

And we always need a Mel & Evelyn to call out the bullshit.

Alessandra needing translations for Ridge 🤣🤣

I think Ridge might be another George from MAFS UK. An absolute dick at the wedding but actually a nice guy overall. Remember George and boobies? That was so cringe yet actually he was the nicer out of the pairing

Not looking forward to friends and family with Ridge - deeeeeeeecccccccccce!

Don't get too comfy Ash as you won't be staying long

As they're all staying at the same gaffe I don't understand why they dont just coach them all in to the dinner party!

Tori and Jack in funereal black.