MAFS Australia Thread 3 - Manbuns, lobster claws, & Aldi Andrew Tate - they’re not our jam (NO SPOILERS)

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Next thread - on we go!!

Jack's face in that trailer
Really getting Andrew Tate vibes there
Ugh
Hoping his MAFS experience is over. The ixperts need to get him out.

I love the Aus version, I don't think Madeline needs a husband more a therapist. Ash really needs to ask for a refund on this one.

Muzzle your woman 😳

Im on a diet but I intend on getting a big bag of BBQ lentil chips, hairbo cola bottles and enjoy every moment of tomorrow’s dinner party 😂

wtaf have I just watched. Maddy is mentally ill isn’t she?

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm so excited for tomorrow. I hope Lauren gives it to the red lobster big time.

“Muzzle your woman” 😮😮

Tomorrows dinner party is going to be a wine and popcorn event 🍷🍿

Tristans words and body language are so misaligned. He’s positioned himself as far away from Cass. He’s not an easy person to watch, I feel his discomfort.

Yes! Andrew Tate vibes is exactly it!

Ahem, we labelled him Aldi Andrew Tate at least one thread ago!

So annoyed I'm out tomorrow so will have to catch up later and miss all your live chat as it looks like a doozy of a dinner party. Muzzle your woman indeed. What a wanker.

I'm just catching up. I am wondering whether Ridge, Psychiatric Nurse is going to suspect Madeline has a serious mental health disorder.

Has anyone noticed the way everyone seems to pause mid sentence when they're being interviewed? I thought it was dodgy editing but I actually think that's how they all speak.

Ooooh!!!

Yup, leg crossed against her fiddling with his rings, loads of eye contact with Richard but not even turning his head to look at Cass...even checking Richard's reaction over her shoulder when he eventually went in for the semi-hug.

Wow. It'll be like an episode of Neighbours watching this eventually. Let's hope he does because she is clearly un-medicated currently and having some severe responses to stress. I'm not liking the plinky-plonky "fun" music while she does it either.

I don't feel the experts are doing well at filtering these people - surely the best idea would be to get people who are NOT active on socials, or have few followers and no businesses? How any of them come out of this with more customers (I'd not buy a mint from that Ben) is beyond me.

Bun man reminds me of a nasty version of Sebastian from The Little Mermaid. It's the teeth and colouring...

I cannot even tell you how much your post made me laugh tonight. Thanks so much.

It's the editing. I watch so much shit reality tv (love it) and this show has the worst editing ever. It's almost like I can see the jigsaw as they speak. Listen to every single "but" that they say and you'll start to notice how they cut the next sentence in, it's painful

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OMG OFFSPRING!

I knew I recognised her from something ages ago!

Very funny Aussie show - was on Netflix but think it was pulled a few years ago...

My boyfriend said this yesterday 🤔 wouldn’t surprise me tbh

Maybe he just isn't attracted to her. Maybe her pheromones just don't work for him.

I think he should be locked off for the muzzle your woman comment .

Thanks for the new thread 😊

I think Ash needs to sleep with one eye open, otherwise he'll end up a headline with Maddie getting off due to diminished responsibility. 😵‍💫

I think Maddie is a bit like Lauren she was totally nuts on the wedding day too.

I haven't managed to watch all of tonight's episode in full, so I haven't RTFT for today to avoid spoilers, apologies therefore for duplicating anyone else's posts...

Holy shit - Madeleine is just a drama Queen. Much as I don't think they should be putting some of the bereaved and apparently ND people in there, if she really did have psychosis, I don't think they would. But it's yet another pairing which is grossly unfair on one half.

I'm starting to get pretty pissed off with it. I think I said on the first thread, I love First Dates because it's mostly nice people, being genuine, just looking for love. I watch it with a smile on my face and often have a fuzzy feeling inside. MAFS has just become something which wouldn't be out of place in a Victorian freak show.

Ridge is interesting. Is he genuinely the seemingly decent guy as per his VTs who is a bit of a knob with his friends, or he is genuinely a bit of a knob who is smart enough to say what's expected of him?

I don't really understand why Stephen was so weird about being his 2nd match.

I was under the impression that they started again to find a husband for Michael, as opposed to just asking any of the ones they'd already discarded?

Even if he was a reserve, why did that make him question Michael's motives? 🤔 I didn’t get that part at all. It's not as if Michael had anything to do with choosing the first guy, or had even seen him.

And let's face it, the ixperts really just make up some bullshit reason to match couples, so the first guy probably wasn't any more or less compatible than anyone else they could have picked 😅