EASTENDERS 71 - TV PACE. NO SPOILERS

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Well after a huge emotional outburst poor Denise is mentally unstable but seeking help

Whitney meets Britney

Sonja is still super nurse but can’t tell when someone is 22w preg

jack and Stace are still Shagging on and off

sausage is helping L who is falling apart

will George help his dad even tho he is a racist

what will happen to nasty nish now he’s been kicked out

will Cindy 2 come back as been mentioned

how will jade cope without her medication and what father would tamper with life saving - he is evil !!!

when is shazza back ?

Where did Whitney get £2k to pay for Britney

The only thing I can take from Eastenders right now is that the costume dept is doing Whitney dirty with that awful dress!

Whitney spent all the savings on Britney and is now reduced to the worst clothes they have on her old stall !

Don't blame Zac for being annoyed

I've never been keen on the Zac character, but with this I feel for him as Whitney is being so selfish and out of character for her too.

A more fun part of the Whitney storyline could have been her starting to sell some great maternity clothes.

I've started fast forwarding the Dean/Jean bits.

Why couldn't they have sent Callum and Ben off together. What's Callum got to stay around for now.

the thing is Johnny is a bit dodgy, Callum needs a nice law abiding young man, what with his job and everything

I wonder when Nish is coming back.

Callum still became a policeman whilst he was with Ben ( which didn't go down well with Phil etc) so hooking up with a dodgy lawyer shouldn't faze him too much !
However, he is the loyal sort so he might not stray ! Or get divorced

I told you the vicar was dodgy!!!

Glad Shazzas back..

WTF is with the Ken sink hole???

Maybe Keanu is still alive and is clawing his way back out of being buried alive?!? This is EE after all, where people come back from the dead all the time 🙄

That Ken sink hole isn't as big as some around my way !
It was very dramatic though. Who is going down ?
Dodgy pastor :(
Shame really as he seemed ok
Although you lot had him sussed a while back tbf
Poor Elaine , uncooked roast and the dog cleans up !

Under cooked I mean !

A fatty shoulder of lamb cost 40 quid? Yolande's wig gets more lop-sided every week.

I like Yolande. The pastor needs to be slapped down
Denzil used to be nice and is very flaky lately
Probs the dodgy protein powder or whatever it is he is buying or doing.

I presumed Denzel was on the 'roids', only because i thought protein powders werent known for turning people into obnoxious twats..

Ohhh ...that was a good episode !

Loved how the meet thermometer made an appearance!

Sharon's up to something I reckon.

She was very detached and calculating...

Is she going to blackmail her way , back to owning the Vic at last ? 🤔🤔!

meat... obviously!
I do know how to spell sometimes...but my phone likes to play little games on me 🤣!

Anyone else notice Shazzas new huge Black drawn on eyebrows?
She virtually resembled 'The Hood' in one scene..

Ohh! I Hope Shazza hers her old home back
She belongs in the pub
What was that awful jumper Linda was wearing today ?
I'm no fashion icon , but honestly

Meet , meat !
The English language is nuts isn't it? 😂
That lamb did look very fake !!

Yes! That was pretty much all I could stare at. Along with her far too orange fake tan!

I thought Sharon looked nice , but I didn't clock the eyebrows tbf
I liked her hair drawn back a bit.
Linda freaking out won't help anything at all
Imagine what they will say once they hear the cafe is cracking up

I really hope Yolande slaps the Pastor, given she had no hesitation in slapping Agatha just recently! Although I doubt she will, as it looks like she has frozen on the spot instead of fighting back.

The Pastor has been far too smiley and friendly from the start. Plus Yolande has never, not once, even tried to deny the rumours to Agatha or anyone else. Surely she could have put everyone straight, then maybe the Pastor wouldn't have tried it on?!?