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Royal Carols at Christmas

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LuluBlakey1 · 24/12/2023 20:23

Dear me!

DS1 (9 in 5 days time) has just said 'These singers are awful!'. And he's right.

AdamLamber and Beverly Knight were terrible. Singing 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas' - strange choice. Not a carol. Two not great voices, especially his. No idea who he is really poor and odd.
Now Jacob Collier singing 'Last Christmas' is just bizarre- deep, very posh voice that suddenly becomes high and waily, strange phrasing. DH was chuckling all the way through it.

The choir is lovely but the other music is awful.

Where does Kate get that super-posh accent from- it's posher than William's.

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LuluBlakey1 · 24/12/2023 20:27

Why is it almost all celebs? And most of them are utterly talentless and think they are nationally significant.

So there's an abbey full of people who have made a difference - NHS, charities etc- and the interviews are D list celebs sharing their 'words of wisdom'.

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Rinoachicken · 24/12/2023 20:30

I’m watching on a slight delay and was very relieved to be able to fast forward through ‘Last Christmas’ - very odd choice!!

thatsnotmywean · 24/12/2023 20:30

He was awful!
Love the hymns though.

LuluBlakey1 · 24/12/2023 20:30

One of our cats is now wailing at the man playing and singing 'White Christmas' .

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LuluBlakey1 · 24/12/2023 20:38

Nice little section with the children and the people they wanted to thank.

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lollipoprainbow · 24/12/2023 20:43

We couldn't believe the last Christmas rendition!

lollipoprainbow · 24/12/2023 20:44

All I keep seeing is Roman and Shirley kemp and bloody Tom fletcher !

Mum2jenny · 24/12/2023 20:45

All the ones I’ve looked at on mainstream tv are crap. 2-3 mins max I could handle.

LuluBlakey1 · 24/12/2023 20:48

Freya Ridings- again, no idea who she is but what a terrible voice and bizarre performance. She sounds slurred and is screwing her face up - looks in pain.

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WildFlowerBees · 24/12/2023 20:49

What's with these slowed down warbly versions of iconic Christmas songs? Stop trying to invent the wheel!

WildFlowerBees · 24/12/2023 20:49

Reinvent 🙄 the app really needs the edit feature.

jojom10 · 24/12/2023 20:49

The choirs have been amazing. Every other singer has been terrible. I don't know who the guy singing Last Christmas was but he murdered it.

Rinoachicken · 24/12/2023 20:52

100% agree. Stick to the carols!! Pop Christmas songs aren’t meant to be this slow and each one has been murdered by the singer trying to make it ‘soulful’ - they aren’t soulful! They are pop songs with lyrics to match that just sound wrong and out of place shoehorned in between religious carols in a cathedral!

littlbrowndog · 24/12/2023 20:53

I heard that it was beautiful.

Ilovemyshed · 24/12/2023 20:53

Anyone spot Rio Ferdinand and wife 2 gawping but not singing?

LuluBlakey1 · 24/12/2023 20:56

I've never watched it before and certainly won't again. I'd rather have a traditional carol concert than this.

It needs more of the stories and thank yous of real people, absolutely no celebs performing in any way- musically or verbally- and more carols.

I'm beginning to find Kate very dull and irritating.

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upinaballoon · 24/12/2023 20:57

WildFlowerBees · 24/12/2023 20:49

What's with these slowed down warbly versions of iconic Christmas songs? Stop trying to invent the wheel!

They get me down. They play stuff like it in the supermarkets. I don't think they have the ability to sing more than two seconds on one note so they have to warble around.

LuluBlakey1 · 24/12/2023 20:58

RampantIvy · 24/12/2023 20:52

Our local youth choir were on radio 4 earlier today singing a recently unearthed
Christmas carol.

Wow! That is a lovely performance of a beautiful song.

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LuluBlakey1 · 24/12/2023 21:19

@RampantIvy I left DH- who comes from Bradford and whose Grandma comes from Barnsley- watching that performance after he'd chuckled his way in despair and horror through Royal Carols. I came back to him looking quite emotional. Says it was 'fantastic'. Made him proud of home.

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Mojolostforever · 24/12/2023 21:22

The choirs were amazing, the guest singers awful.
But what irritated me the most was all the pious 'peace amongst mankind ' pontificating, when there is just so much suffering and so many wars going on right now. It all sounded very hypocritical.

jay55 · 24/12/2023 21:28

Given the number of pop stars in the congregation would have expected the carols to sound better.

The Christmas songs are all the weirdest arrangements ever. So bizarre

derxa · 24/12/2023 21:29

Mojolostforever · 24/12/2023 21:22

The choirs were amazing, the guest singers awful.
But what irritated me the most was all the pious 'peace amongst mankind ' pontificating, when there is just so much suffering and so many wars going on right now. It all sounded very hypocritical.

It was the opposite for me. The sermon was quite touching.

JenniferandJuniper · 24/12/2023 21:44

Glad I recorded it so I could fast forward. Dire solos and duets. Choir good though. Less of the Kemp's now please. Was nice to see Sheila Hancock though.

caringcarer · 24/12/2023 21:51

LuluBlakey1 · 24/12/2023 20:27

Why is it almost all celebs? And most of them are utterly talentless and think they are nationally significant.

So there's an abbey full of people who have made a difference - NHS, charities etc- and the interviews are D list celebs sharing their 'words of wisdom'.

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Honestly DH and I couldn't stop laughing at the posh one singing Last Xmas. Every single karaoke can manage better than he did. She could have got almost anybody, why choose that posh one who can't sing?