SPOILER THREAD: Eastenders

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They moved Keanu’s body somewhere - can’t recall where - but he’s under the floorboards now.

Of course, they never just call the police or an ambulance!!

I think he’s in the caf. They could have just called 999 after planting evidence that Ken hit Nish.

As someone said - Sharon had bruises around her neck from Ken.

well no amount of fabreze will cover that smell !

I’ve just watched today’s episode.

@Southeastdweller They buried him in a very conveniently just the right size cavity under the floorboards of Kath’s Caff!
Actually, does it still belong to Kath, or did she sell it to Nish?
I remember them discussing it but can’t recall if the deal went through!

I was wondering about Dean’s whereabouts? Did he really leave the Vic after stalking L upstairs?

So a rotting corpse that no one is going to notice the stench from.

Just watched todays episode.

It was unrelenting stupidity and ridiculousness.

These 6 would last about 10 minutes in the real world before getting caught out.

I mean, no CCTV in the Vic???? Its in the MinuteMart...
Out the front door with a body, whilst you argue amongst yourself loudly about who is going to open the car door.
Before then manhandling it to another location (noting they made light weight of the weight of Keanu).
And not one sole on Christmas Day when people are up late, saw any of them tip toeing around the square in platforms and heels (in the sodding snow - footprints anyone) looking more than a little suspect.

And I've not even mentioned about Nish and how the Eve / Suki thing hasn't even remotely been resolved either.

Easties can be farfetched at times but this ones truly special.

In the caf ! Of course
Didn't someone end up in the old argy Bargy restaurant once too I recall ?
Nish will redevelop the cafe into flats in the spring and lo ! They find missing Keanu
Just a guess

First time read. Wondering who the hell Ken is!

Nish bought the cafe only the other week
He was goading Kathy about her ' being rich now ' and turning it into flats. She thought it would stay as a cafe.
She was giving Rocky evils as all his fault she had to sell up cheaply

Doh. It's Keanu isn't it. Feeling stooopid.

@HalleLouja I thought that was going to be the plan!
How it went from that, to “we’ve got to get rid of the body” I’ve no idea 😂

Also, would being bashed <admittedly with some force> with a wine bottle really kill* a person?
Totally asking for Eastenders sake of course!

I was kind of picturing (even though I’ve not the foggiest what she looks like)
@the80sweregreat doing the Shazza bit, cradling Ken’s head and sobbing lovingly… 🤣

Edited to add- *I know Nish isn’t dead, but they initially thought he was.

Patrick called Keanu Ken once and it's kind of stuck on both threads !
I'll miss him , even if they changed his personality
Karen's children need to avoid areas where there are knives around :(
Poor Karen

Oh bless ! 😂 I'm old so Ken wouldn't look at me twice ( a few years older than Sharon )
I always liked his character ( looks mostly ) but I agree it was maybe time for him to go
They changed him so much and nish is a better baddie

Catching up on EE. Watched first half last night and watching Boxing Day today.

So now I’ve caught up, Ken is dead stabbed by Linda. Linda wants to go to prison for it? Ken looked like he wanted to end it all when he was speaking to Bernie who’s a bit redundant as a character now.

Nish was knocked over the head with a bottle by Stacey. Just on that point anyone know where Stacey’s dress is from or do I have to go to SAB?! (I know them a bit there anyway!)

Wasn’t it Denise who hit Nish with the bottle?

I Hope Felix takes Bernie in or Alfie ( who lives alone now Freddie has gone)

yes it was Denise.

Today's was very frustrating. The body will be found as soon as they start renovations!

Maybe the developers for the new flats will move in around feb time , nish overseeing the project apprentice style and the police arrest him for murder once they dig up the body ?
Of course , nobody will contact Karen and Mitch to discover where Ken might have gone

Oops my mistake! Yes you’re right it was Denise.

It was Tina under the Argey Bargey. I had forgotten all about that.

Anyway, I enjoyed yesterday’s episode but today’s seemed typical Eastenders. No one driving past whilst they all were dithering.

I did at one point think that if they asked Ravi he might have told them where the hole he dug for Eve was.

Wasn't it Dr Legg who called him Ken and everyone was too polite to correct him?

Oh yes. It was Dr legg ! Sorry
I always thought it was Patrick or Ted, but your right

I was amazed how empty the Square was when they were body snatching .

Apart from the Vic you have the Albert and Peggys

E20 (Ravis ) , Beales chippie , Beales Eels , McClunkys
Would they all be shut ?

Everyine was out in force on Chrstmas Eve singing .

Then when they found out there was No Wedding (so no food) they'd have done the old going round each others houses thing that they did in years gone by when the gas goes out or someine doesn't take their turkey out to defrost .Trying to find someone who had a tin of Ye Olde Oak tinned ham and a Hovis sliced loaf at least .

Not even a random passer by .! (Except George and Lainey)

Alfie has to get back with Kat now .
Phil will look after Sharon and Albie (though he protests he isn't interested in Sharon) .
Alfie is bound to dob Phil in it about Emma .

The Universe will align when the Kat/Alfie and Phil/Sharon pairings are back together .

(Leap Year in 2024 , just sayin' ) .......