SCD '23 #5: Strictly Stars of the Silver Screen. NO SPOILERS.

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I think a mouthful of obvious veneers?

Not sure why I didn't like that.

Tess looks so gorgeous tonight.

When people get new teeth / veneers that are v v white
This procedure is much cheaper in Turkey (and everyone loves a bit of alliteration!)

It is. I do wish he'd do something with it.

She started badly, no shaping at all. It got better but was too stompy in places. Still the best dance of the night so far. Let's hope it gets better because the dullness is too much.

Have costume been told to make all the men as unsexy as possible tonight?

Boring and safe.

They are super white, super uniform, fake looking teeth as beloved by reality TV types and often done on the cheap in Turkey.

It can’t get any worse - surely?

I was trying to make sense of the bird turkey having teeth.

Improvement but still pretty dull. And yes, very disappointed in Graziano’s costume and makeup!

Oh sorry. Teeth that have been procured in Turkey

@GrouchyKiwi She does, doesn't she. It's so nice that she is given a great outfit as she is a beautiful woman.

The night is young.

Who finds the Knickers thing funny?

I don't mind the costumes..

Claud and Tess look cool 😎
The rest , not so much
( apart from Craig)

Anton has only been given a 7 paddle this evening.

No-one.

A bit boring so far (apart from the pro dance), I think we’ll struggle to watch everyone tonight if it carries on like this.

I'm glad Turkey teeth have been explained because I was genuinely thinking teeth like a turkey and wondering both do turkeys have teeth and if so what on earth do they look like.

6 is about right

😂😂😂

Six addiction tonight