EASTENDERS 67 - peepo Theo is next door 😂 - TV PACE NO SPOILERS

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Soooooooo Theo is still perving and now moved in next door. What will copper jack say about that !!!!

lily finally popped and is trying her best tho getting a baby to lick a crisp isn’t really the best

waiting for Sonja ivf - reiss has wanked so full steam ahead with Debbie’s money - obv will work first time so allowing down regging (which EASTENDERS will forget /won’t do ivf properly) I’m guessing soniss or renja will be having a baby July /aug next year

I think Alfie was lying and does have prostrate cancer - really is unlucky - had a brain tumour - won a millionaire now prorated cancer but hey he doesn’t have to pay back the other £28k to phil is life is good

will kat marry philif 😂 - will he confess he had a bunk up on Peggy’s sofa which has seen
soooooooo much action

ian and Cindy are back and not doing much apart from another restaurant planned

Ben is having counselling so quick his appointments and therapy sessions

jay is slipping away somewhere and staying out till 5am - with whom

As usual most kids in kiddicupard apart form Charli

looking as if might be Ravi as Christina’s corpse - can’t wait to use that title in December 😂😂😂

will he talk hisself out of the video of killing his dad

Is it bad I want to see Nish get more nasty?!

Is Albie stashed in the kiddie cupboard then?.. bloody stupid deep hole there Ken!

Answered.. 🙄

Nish does make a menacing baddie !

I missed it. Where is he?

Karen took him to her sister Candice's house.

No way is Ken gonna get away with it.. he'll be going daaaaan or do a runner soon.

Maybe Keanu will be the hero who somehow 'rescues' Albie and brings him back safely? So Sharon might not even find put it was him all along!

Karen took him to her sisters place and her brother in law has him. She said that Candice wasn't there so he had to look after him and he had another child there that Karen called Princess. I don't know who she is? A cousin of some kind.
Hannah Spiteri ( sp?) from S club 7 played her rich sister once , but I remember Karen getting two buses to her place , so it's not close by
I don't think Karen drove him over there, so not sure how she got him there in such a short space of time.

Yes I think Candice lives over in Essex somewhere.

I loved how Ken said ' I put not to tell the police in the note' and Karen's reaction to that ! Made me laugh. Such a stupid storyline

Keanu and Karen are being sooooo stupid!

I recall Candice living in Essex ( Ongar way ?)
thinking about it ! It was a couple of Christmas's ago now.
She was very snooty and made a comment about Karen always being pregnant.
Karen was after money or something

It'll be a miracle if Ken-the-not-that-bright pulls that one off!
but ya never know i guess..

Blending his brain to make a protein shake was Karen's best line in ages!

So Keanu wrote a ransom note - surely Sharon would recognise his writing?

Can someone remind me why Rocky owes Nish money? I thought when he and Kathy were planning to rent one of his flats they needed a deposit, but they went to live with Ian, didn't they?

I suspect that Keanu only writes in crayon, so surely Sharon will figure it out.

No doubt the fact that Albie i missing will reach the news and Candice will see the report.

I wish they would just write rocky out, he's not bad enough yo be a baddie, just a bit pathetic.

😂

I can just imagine the uproar if I dumped my grandchild ( if I had one) on a relative without any warning at all , can you imagine the ' aibu ' on here over that one ? Especially the man then being on his own with two children as well ! Lol
( Karen mentioned Albie's cousin, but no idea of ages there)
No wonder he wasn't happy. Karen never mentions her own two sons let alone her sister.
In fact, Chatham or Riley's dad would be a better bet as they live closer ( I always imagined)

Ludicrous episode.
WTAF it was embarrassing.
Karen would have just taken Albie straight back to Sharon not hidden him at her sisters.
In fact CCTV would have picked her up in 3 mins.

I would like to know why Rocky owes Nish money too. I thought it was for the flat deposit which fell through.

Did the flat fall through ? I didn't realize this.

I think (famous last words, you lot know how sieve like my Eastender’s knowledge is😂)
Kathy was sick to the back teeth of Reese’s tuba playing and issued an ultimatum to Rocky. So she found a flat on the square for rent from the Panesars, who obviously wanted deposit and 6 months rent in advance (paraphrasing here).
Kathy thought Rocky had some wages owing to him from Jay, who obviously hasn’t been in the best place after Lola’s death.
My memory lapses here but I think to get the money for the deposit etc, Rocky was desperate and Vinnie took advantage by saying his dad could give a loan, so it was agreed.
Of course then Reese steps in and said something along the lines of “Me and Sonia want you to stay in the house with us” but by then the loan was already a done deal.
So they didn’t need to rent the flat after all but Rocky still had a loan with the Panesars.
Obviously after all that, Ian came to his senses and asked them to come back and live with him!

Has anyone else noticed how Keanu talks, it’s like he kind of forgets who he is addressing halfway through a sentence -

“I just wanna be wiv my son ……………… mum”
”You can’t take him to live in Abba Dabba Doo ……………….. Sharon”

always accompanied with the furrowed brow, bless him 😁