EASTENDERS 67 - peepo Theo is next door 😂 - TV PACE NO SPOILERS

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Soooooooo Theo is still perving and now moved in next door. What will copper jack say about that !!!!

lily finally popped and is trying her best tho getting a baby to lick a crisp isn’t really the best

waiting for Sonja ivf - reiss has wanked so full steam ahead with Debbie’s money - obv will work first time so allowing down regging (which EASTENDERS will forget /won’t do ivf properly) I’m guessing soniss or renja will be having a baby July /aug next year

I think Alfie was lying and does have prostrate cancer - really is unlucky - had a brain tumour - won a millionaire now prorated cancer but hey he doesn’t have to pay back the other £28k to phil is life is good

will kat marry philif 😂 - will he confess he had a bunk up on Peggy’s sofa which has seen
soooooooo much action

ian and Cindy are back and not doing much apart from another restaurant planned

Ben is having counselling so quick his appointments and therapy sessions

jay is slipping away somewhere and staying out till 5am - with whom

As usual most kids in kiddicupard apart form Charli

looking as if might be Ravi as Christina’s corpse - can’t wait to use that title in December 😂😂😂

will he talk hisself out of the video of killing his dad

I really was torn off a strip for being judgy! Wasn't even real people or anything
Mumsnetters can be a weird bunch ( not you lot, obviously!!) we are pretty chilled on here I think ! Lol

Ignore the 'holier than thou' bunch the80s... i wouldn't imagine for one second that they never speak negatively about another human being!! .. let alone a fictional character, 'tis nuts!

Cheers jelly !

Ahaaaaaaaa! 'you marry her', well well well... or are we being led up the garden path??

Great plan Karen 🙄
Mind you , it is Sharon in a wedding dress at Christmas ( which isn't that far off now! )

Surely Sharon will see through it tho', or will she be blinded by lust again? 🙄

I think it will be Keanu that Sharon is supposed to be marrying at Christmas. Then it could be him that is the cufflink man too!

Personally, I think Sharon was being more than fair to Keanu, seeing as officially, if his name is not on the birth certificate, he really has no legal rights over Albie 🤷‍♀️

Keanu has definitely moved up the Christmas Corpse chart now.

I'm in 2 minds, think she may be about to or marry him at Christmas, but for someone to kill him at the same time?
Oooo maybe Phil kills him???!

😂
Love this, ' Christmas corpse chart '

Ken has lost his looks a bit now I think!
Dorian is a little bit like Dirty Den , so I can see why she likes him. He seems a bit of a minor character for plot purposes though , so I doubt he'll hang around much, have to see
She can't be going away for long though ( if she goes ) as she is one of the Christmas six

Kim was funny today
' yeah, let's summon up Nugget , Nugget , Nugget.. ' She obviously isn't too bothered his run off !!
A caution for Jay for class A drugs? Do the police not take it that seriously any more ?

Shazza won't got to Abi dabi 😂

Bad jay punching callum

Silly Rocky

Funny how kaf and shaz are best buddies now

Must be the shagging of boiled egg head

Yeah, Phil's many ex's do hang around that square ! They simply go with it I think '

Yeah but c'mon admit it, who wouldn't want to shag Phil? hes soooo hot!!

Gosh, any boy facing Ben Mitchell and Callum as Lexi's 'love interest' will be run out of town !
Ben will give him ' a look '

I like Phil ! Not enough to ' do the deed ' but maybe as a mate ! His handy to know in a crisis
( or to borrow money from!)

I was joking btw! he would go very red faced and sweat a lot during the deed, a right turn off.. but yes as a mate, veeeery handy!

Not a seed face as sweaty Derek who kat shagged

But surely it’s far too obvious then?

I don’t see Keanu (Ken) as being that much of a villain though compared to the others in the running. He either acts very stupidly or just is very stupid and only has a few expressions and moves (the angry stride away, the head in hands, the gormless grin).

Why oh why do Enders scriptwriters script a lawyer saying what she said, a lot of what she said would never be said but definitely not that she fancies the other party on the quiet to Sharon (potential opponent).

She made me laugh too. When Sharon told Karen to get back to cleaning people's crotches, she was laughing her head off.😄

Solicitor should be sacked by Sharon, you’d be doubting their objectivity with a comment like that.

Keanu and Shazza wedding on the cards then? Expect a heartfelt plea by him at Pie, Pint and a Punchup? Maybe Dorian will get a bit handsy, Sharon won’t oblige and Keanu will save the day and then kiss her. And she’ll fall under his spell.

Derek Branning was horrible!
Kat normally has a bit of a taste in men , but he was just nasty. Died of a heart attack
Unusual for EE

Ken isn't a villain , but Karen has the brains to manipulate this situation to their advantage
She also hates that Sharon is much more affluent than they are too

I agree. Some critics are paid £££s for airing their judgement on TV progs, films and books. Being able to articulate an opinion on fictional characters is a talent we share here. So as portrayed at the mo, Rocky is a stupid shifty chancer, Jay is wallowing in self pity and needs to grow up, Karen is a gross, ignorant harridan and Ken is a half wit.