Celebrity Masterchef - Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go!

I worked at Beamish one summer when I was a student and managed to injure myself jumping down from a horse-drawn cart.

Gregggggggg's bunnet is looking a little the worse for wear

Custard @Halsall you were right 😃

Did the pest controller have to visit after the filming of this episode? I'm envisaging a bloke with a giant net who has to recapture Gregg every night.

Ouch! I think most of us would already be dead if we actually lived there in the "olden days"

Tee hee 😂

I love plaice

I'd have died of a broken ankle lol.

@GrandTheftWalrus how are you feeling

I am here but I’m ironing and that’s not a good multitasking option!

I'd have died of toothache/abscesses

I go all flustered just peeling one celeriac.

I hope that pie turns out ok! Mackerel is not really a common food is it, but could be good.

Luka doesn’t seem too thrilled by Marcus….

Bronchitis/pleurisy over here!

The Blue Team is exactly as chaotic as you'd expect a team run by a posh guy to be.

I think I am Team Amy. (Who I keep on calling Kimberley.)

That's not fair - think of when Bojo was running the country- oh wait I see what you mean!

Red team happy 🤣🤣

Cut to the blue team and they are singing Cigarettes and Alcohol.

😂

John always says how they're going to be in big trouble because they're way behind but they always get the food out, well...more or less

It feels like the blue team had a fixed idea of what they wanted to cook as individuals and it has no relation to the actual task, the available ingredients or succeeding as a team.

Butternut squash takes ages to cook.