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Celebrity Masterchef - Thread 3

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Pebbledashery · 23/08/2023 11:01

Here we go!

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Piggywaspushed · 05/09/2023 20:46

She was very serene, so possibly.

EsmaCannonball · 05/09/2023 20:46

Ooh, Wynne's chips look spectacular.

littlbrowndog · 05/09/2023 20:46

I got 3 sometimes I look like someone who was shipwrecked

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 05/09/2023 20:46

Piggywaspushed · 05/09/2023 20:44

I came across an entirely perfect looking woman on holiday and her 5 boys, all under 8....

Witch!
Ive got a colleague with three boys under 10 who is fecking hot. And she’s nice too. 🙁

Diegofrompennyburn · 05/09/2023 20:47

Off topic, but is nonna an acceptable term for grandmother? I’ve just become one and not sure what to call myself. Don’t like gran or nanny, am toying with meemaw, but nonna I could embrace. Especially if I was the inspiration on master chef 2050!

Blueberrycreampie · 05/09/2023 20:47

It's not really a classic fish and chips.

TheDogsMother · 05/09/2023 20:48

Wynne does a lot of staging of his food.

EsmaCannonball · 05/09/2023 20:48

Diegofrompennyburn · 05/09/2023 20:47

Off topic, but is nonna an acceptable term for grandmother? I’ve just become one and not sure what to call myself. Don’t like gran or nanny, am toying with meemaw, but nonna I could embrace. Especially if I was the inspiration on master chef 2050!

Well, it's an acceptable term but you'll have to pretend you were born in Naples.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 05/09/2023 20:48

Go for it Diego. You can invent a mysterious potentially Italian heritage.

fourquenelles · 05/09/2023 20:49

Diegofrompennyburn · 05/09/2023 20:47

Off topic, but is nonna an acceptable term for grandmother? I’ve just become one and not sure what to call myself. Don’t like gran or nanny, am toying with meemaw, but nonna I could embrace. Especially if I was the inspiration on master chef 2050!

Nonna is lovely. I am Granny Greyhound but down to my last one so will need a name change eventually.

Blueberrycreampie · 05/09/2023 20:49

Diegofrompennyburn · 05/09/2023 20:47

Off topic, but is nonna an acceptable term for grandmother? I’ve just become one and not sure what to call myself. Don’t like gran or nanny, am toying with meemaw, but nonna I could embrace. Especially if I was the inspiration on master chef 2050!

Only if you have Italian heritage- even from way back!

GrouchyKiwi · 05/09/2023 20:49

Am worried for Jamelia right now.

EsmaCannonball · 05/09/2023 20:49

Blueberrycreampie · 05/09/2023 20:47

It's not really a classic fish and chips.

I mean, he and his friend could have just bought chips with curry sauce.

Diegofrompennyburn · 05/09/2023 20:49

Mint, I do not like.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 05/09/2023 20:50

Oh no Amy!

Pebbledashery · 05/09/2023 20:50

Choc-lit

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PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 05/09/2023 20:50

Oh poor Amy.

Sunbird24 · 05/09/2023 20:50

Diegofrompennyburn · 05/09/2023 20:47

Off topic, but is nonna an acceptable term for grandmother? I’ve just become one and not sure what to call myself. Don’t like gran or nanny, am toying with meemaw, but nonna I could embrace. Especially if I was the inspiration on master chef 2050!

Prince William used to call the Queen Gary before he could say Granny - reckon you could start with Nonna but it might end up as something very random!

fourquenelles · 05/09/2023 20:50

No not Amy!

EsmaCannonball · 05/09/2023 20:51

Oh no, Amy and Jamelia are my favourites. When will I ever learn?

Blueberrycreampie · 05/09/2023 20:51

@EsmaCannonball Yes exactly, it's what I'd have done. John saying it's classic f&c though - it's not!

Diegofrompennyburn · 05/09/2023 20:51

Pink eggs! They look ace

GrouchyKiwi · 05/09/2023 20:51

EsmaCannonball · 05/09/2023 20:51

Oh no, Amy and Jamelia are my favourites. When will I ever learn?

Me too.

I keep trying to pretend Max is my favourite. It doesn't work.

Sunbird24 · 05/09/2023 20:52

Are we losing anyone?

Pebbledashery · 05/09/2023 20:52

Favorites always go..

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