Celebrity Masterchef - Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go!

We used to make a 3 minute microwave one. Simples

Belgian Bigamist Boudin.

Brave to make a sausage.

My memory dish would be Chinese dry spare ribs. Eaten for breakfast in bed after the first all night bonking session with my late husband.

Blanc

Ewww boudin blanc 🤢

Marcus makes me think of an Aardman character and I can’t think which one

Oh, a pie-ay-ay.

He sounds like a tit.

Awww fourq that's a lovely memory 🥰

They should just let the nans fight.

Still do Sunbird. Fucking love treacle sponge.
I obviously would be crap on here, because I can’t think of a meal that invokes such memories.

Ideal time for cold leftovers! 🥰

I think my first 'official' vegetarian dish as a student might have been a packet of Beanfeast - glorious dehydrated veggie chilli. 🤢

"Ginger and various other spices."

Posh, Baby?

I don’t remember anything my grandparents cooked, only that my nanna taught me to butter my bread all the way to the edges. Can’t see that winning me a place in the final…

Blancmange, semolina, frozen Sara Lee sponge, tinned salmon sandwiches, tinned veg...

None of my Nana memories lend themselves to Masterchef.

Is it the farmer from chicken run that Marcus looks like? Mr tweedy?

Mine neither chicory. Birds Eye Crispy Pancakes, Carnation Milk, Nestle Cream, tinned marrow fat peas, cling peaches 🤣🤣

That’s a guddle of puddings

Victor from Curse of the Were-rabbit is a bit closer but still not quite

That sponge should be in a bowl with custard so there!

Oh, was that meant to be stamppot?

Oh fuck, we've jinxed Wynne.

I didn’t know any of my grandparents so I don’t have any nana/Nonna recipes to contribute. I feel cheated 😢