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Celebrity Masterchef - Thread 3

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Pebbledashery · 23/08/2023 11:01

Here we go!

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Blueberrycreampie · 31/08/2023 20:23

EsmaCannonball · 31/08/2023 20:22

I've just asked a passing pedestrian if he'd like to try my fufu or my trapbox and now I can hear police sirens heading towards my house.

🤣

EsmaCannonball · 31/08/2023 20:24

GrouchyKiwi · 31/08/2023 20:20

Jamelia's dish sounds fantastic.

Marcus' jollof looks sad.

Sadder than one of Luca's slouching vegetables?

fourquenelles · 31/08/2023 20:24

Sorry for the me rail.

Stealing this as never heard it before and it made I laugh.

GrouchyKiwi · 31/08/2023 20:24

EsmaCannonball · 31/08/2023 20:24

Sadder than one of Luca's slouching vegetables?

Equal honours.

Blueberrycreampie · 31/08/2023 20:24

@GrandTheftWalrus That's real progress - you're on the mend👍.

GrandTheftWalrus · 31/08/2023 20:25

littlbrowndog · 31/08/2023 20:23

Oh no it must have been terrible to endure. ❤️❤️

I was terrified to move in it tbh and it was so heavy. So this one is lighter and I feel a bit better about moving around. Going to practice more on my crutches next week see if I can get out and about.

EsmaCannonball · 31/08/2023 20:25

Slippery!!!!!

Blueberrycreampie · 31/08/2023 20:25

Oh no slippery!

Halsall · 31/08/2023 20:26

EsmaCannonball · 31/08/2023 20:22

I've just asked a passing pedestrian if he'd like to try my fufu or my trapbox and now I can hear police sirens heading towards my house.

ROFL here 😂😂

Walrus - what a pain, but onwards and upwards. Good that you’ve got a more manageable cast.

littlbrowndog · 31/08/2023 20:26

Slippery. Ofgs

GrouchyKiwi · 31/08/2023 20:26

You can serve people a dry little slab of macaroni cheese like that. WRONG WRONG WRONG

GrouchyKiwi · 31/08/2023 20:26

*Can't!

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 31/08/2023 20:26

This is like a very upmarket munchy box. <harks back to student days>

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 31/08/2023 20:27

EsmaCannonball · 31/08/2023 20:22

I've just asked a passing pedestrian if he'd like to try my fufu or my trapbox and now I can hear police sirens heading towards my house.

We have a kid at school with WestvAfrican heritage. She can be a bit if a caution. Covering a food lesson where they were doing research. She discovered Fufu was a thing, so was asking everyone if they liked Fufu, Would they like to try her fufu, “is your wife’s Fufu any good Sir”.

GrandTheftWalrus · 31/08/2023 20:27

Not gonna lie, I thought she said fart box!

With that and foo foo dh asked what filth I was watching.

littlbrowndog · 31/08/2023 20:28

It’s called munchy box from the chippy here

Halsall · 31/08/2023 20:28

Shazia's looks a bit sad

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 31/08/2023 20:28

That looks more like a sausage than a banana!

EsmaCannonball · 31/08/2023 20:28

Big Zuu doesn't seem a tiny ramekin of ice-cream kind of chef.

GrouchyKiwi · 31/08/2023 20:28

Jamelia's looks fantastic. Yes please.

littlbrowndog · 31/08/2023 20:28

Floppy. 🤣🤣

littlbrowndog · 31/08/2023 20:29

Am behind here. That was floppy banana

fourquenelles · 31/08/2023 20:29

I think Shaz is on the way out

littlbrowndog · 31/08/2023 20:30

J Amelia. 🍸

GrandTheftWalrus · 31/08/2023 20:30

Can get a munchy box from everywhere here.

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