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Celebrity Masterchef: Thread 2

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Pebbledashery · 10/08/2023 20:22

Here we go

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GrandTheftWalrus · 18/08/2023 21:07

Thanks all! Unfortunately another 6 weeks non weightbearing but hey ho.

Blueberrycreampie · 18/08/2023 21:07

Ooze 😳

TheDogsMother · 18/08/2023 21:07

Chocolate fondant. That's the pudding version of the undercooked lamb.

Pebbledashery · 18/08/2023 21:07

John needs to sack the stylist.. like yesterday

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Ellenanora7 · 18/08/2023 21:08

I like the look of locksmiths menu, sounds great

TheDogsMother · 18/08/2023 21:08

What is it with John's jackets ?

Halsall · 18/08/2023 21:08

Pebbledashery · 18/08/2023 21:06

Butt-ah... no no no

What do faggots taste like??

They’re like meatballs, sort of, Pebble, but quite smoothly minced, and very…..savoury, somehow. Should be in a really rich gravy.

Pebbledashery · 18/08/2023 21:08

Jamelias pudding is my idea of heaven

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EsmaCannonball · 18/08/2023 21:09

Jesus fuck, Jamelia, if Vicky Pattison (?) looks down on you, you might as well just check yourself in to the workhouse.

Sunbird24 · 18/08/2023 21:09

Yum Jamelia

Pebbledashery · 18/08/2023 21:09

Halsall · 18/08/2023 21:08

They’re like meatballs, sort of, Pebble, but quite smoothly minced, and very…..savoury, somehow. Should be in a really rich gravy.

I don't know.. they just look so unappetising to me😅

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GrandTheftWalrus · 18/08/2023 21:10

Mr brains faggots. 1.25 for 6 from farmfoods lol.

Celebrity Masterchef: Thread 2
TheDogsMother · 18/08/2023 21:10

Andi is proper annoying.

Sunbird24 · 18/08/2023 21:10

Vicky love I’m not surprised you’re sweaty behind the knees in those pants…

littlbrowndog · 18/08/2023 21:10

Cripes Andy peters big muscles.

EsmaCannonball · 18/08/2023 21:10

Halsall · 18/08/2023 21:08

They’re like meatballs, sort of, Pebble, but quite smoothly minced, and very…..savoury, somehow. Should be in a really rich gravy.

They used to serve faggots back when I was at school. These days the dinnerladies would get themselves cancelled with that on the menu.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 18/08/2023 21:10

That prawn thing looks lovely.
oh fuck off Peters. Oo the look Rylan gave him then.

ilovesooty · 18/08/2023 21:10

Pebbledashery · 18/08/2023 21:05

Can't say I've ever eaten a faggot....

I like faggots.

I'm a bit late. Hope I haven't missed much.

Andi Peters is a tosser.

Pebbledashery · 18/08/2023 21:10

I can't look at Rylan and not remember his horrific fake cry on X factor....

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littlbrowndog · 18/08/2023 21:10

And that is not in a good way

NooNakedJacuzziness · 18/08/2023 21:11

We used to live near a factory that made Brains faggots - the smell used to waft over in the early morning on the way to school 🤢

Pebbledashery · 18/08/2023 21:11

Didn't like Andi Peters in the 80s, 90s, or 00s... still don't like him in 2023.

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Halsall · 18/08/2023 21:11

Cockle popcorn. No ta.

Sunbird24 · 18/08/2023 21:12

No Andi

littlbrowndog · 18/08/2023 21:12

Rylan hates him

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