Celebrity Masterchef: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go

'When you throw yourself in the deep end, that's when you learn to swim.'

Well ....... not always.

Hello all. Didn’t watch that doc, couldn’t bear it.

Right, can I be the first to say - what the fuck Jonty? Gregggggg looks positively smooth in comparison.

What in the hell is John wearing

Walrus hope the mend is good and the drugs are equally good ❤️

Evening all. So pleased you are home @GrandTheftWalrus

You beat me to it!

Just strong ibuprofen and cocodamol but the latter goes for my stomach so only taking 1 at a time rather than the two.

Evening all!

Oh god Andi Peters and to make it worse that awful Vicky woman, can't stand either of them 😞

I love Rylan though ☺️

Lovely to see you here @GrandTheftWalrus !

Rylan yes. The others no.

Glad you’re ok Walrus.
no no no Wynn, I do not want to see puréed innards.

Batch cooking? He's on Mumsnet. Probably calls himself CosyFanTuttiFrutti1978, or something.

Can't say I've ever eaten a faggot....

I’m not particularly keen on any of the sleb judges this week

They’re not faggots, they’re boulders!

Why are they whispering?

Big hugs Walrus xxx

I love love love Mr Brain's faggots. With mashed potatoes.

@GrandTheftWalrus glad you're home and hope you recover really soon 💐

Hiya not living Go Compare's menu so far.

Butt-ah... no no no

What do faggots taste like??

Jonties outfit. Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Apologies for talking up Andy Peters the other week.. I'm five minutes behind so will hide till this has finished..

I love faggots. Haven’t had them for years, mind you. Food of my childhood.