Celebrity Masterchef: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go

I went to Darwin Brasserie at Sky Garden. It was good and a few less ££££s than Fenchurch.

Is that not a Japanese bbq thingie

Same. Bag of fish and chips will do me ..

Ok matey, where’s the rest of my dinner?

If my first date took me to either of these restaurants... I'd LTB!

@Pebbledashery Now you're talking! But please do not mess about with it!

Jamelia's doing well.

Could be littlbrown, but it looks as though he's whipped it up from a stray bit of metal grating!

He would be a keeper for me 🤣🤣

Don’t move that sausage!!

No deconstructed fish and chips either

I'd eat all of these. Apart from maybe the fish soup thing (partly because I'd be terrified of knocking it over).

Appreciating the incidental Michael Caine-ness of Sam's 'I didn't shut the bloody door!'

That wee sausage with its rosemary up its bum. Ffs 🤣🤣

This kitchen looks a bit old and crusty

I thought it was a weird carrot at first.

It looked a bit surprised.

Well, I suppose we can be at least thankful it's not Lesley Garrett.

Why hasn't this chef got a hair and beard net on.

v good point Pebble

It’s a great laugh tonight. Love all them contestants

Poor wasted dead duck.

Don't think I could eat anything called Fungee...

Also not impressed with chef fondling his patty 🤔

Because it’s a hat innit? His coolness supersedes elf and safety.