Celebrity Masterchef: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go

Snort 🤣

Oh THAT Jamelia. Oh I like her. Nailed those cappelletti.

This dude is very earnest

Lol 😆

That looks great. The wee bees

Ooo skygarden

Kerth!

I do agree with that — I don't like my food cold if it's supposed to be hot!

Oh no!

What’s Minks beard? Some foraged nonsense again?
well this chef doesn’t think highly of himself.

No octopus

Oooh, the Sky Garden. I’ve been there and it was amazing. Didn’t eat at the restaurant though. Just a coffee cost about £50 (I exaggerate slightly)

Think it's Monks Beard 🤣

I do like a pretty plate but these little dishes look all a bit fiddly.

How do you eat that?

This looks a bit faffy.

It costs a lot whatever it is. £8.95 a bunch according to one supplier online. And it’s out of season.

Sadly, I couldn't eat any of this

Would eat that in 2 mins.

Kerth is another one who's done the Great British Menu.

I know, fat fingers.
Oh my lord what a pile of wank.

Duck 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮

Really I do not aspire to visit any of these restaurants. I like simple plain food and I like a big portion!😀

That grill thing looks embarrassingly low-tech for a posh grub place

Half a duck breast and half a turnip. I'd be paying 50% of the bill